Easier way to spell diarrhoea

Hey guys!

So long no post, So I really need to think of sth..

So I Sat in the toilet and thought of a topoic while I poo poo!

So yesterday was having bad tummyache.. (might be due to prata curry) then i thought to myself: "What is more interesting than to blog about my 'diarrhoea' ?"

BUT.......

Oh man.. had a hard time spelling the word diarrhoea ... always needa google it... Sooooo Troublesome...

So... I found an easy way to spell it mjuahahahahaha!!!

Ok first we needa breeak it down

BREAK IT DOWN MAN!!!

DI  ARR HOE A

DI : When u hv diarrhoea.., you reeeeeally feel like DYING ..

ARR:  Then when it comes out you make the " ARRRR" sound LOL

HOE: A word best to describe diarrhoea

A: A for ASS where the poo poo exits from

Well hope this helped? If there is any other easier method I would love to know!!

Thats alll about my diarrhoe blog post.. Now I feel so proud knowing how to spelll...

DIARRHOEA!!!

achievement unlocked?

but the word kinda looks weird... Did I really spell it correctly?

End of post~

     

Falling down

Yea I'm gonna blog about me falling down ..... literally..

FLAT

ON

THE

GROUND

HAHA I like this quote! Blame the one who pushed you...

but that day there wasn't really physically anyone behind me though..

Must have been the strong wind..

woosh~ blew my "light as a feather" body to the ground.

It's so easy for your body to just fall,
 but when u wanna get up ahh...

your body does not seem so light after all..

and when you heard the words: " ARE YOU OK??"

you know someone had just witness your most un-glamorous fall..

BUT....

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...

Maze runner review

Nothing to blog about so shall blog about the movie.... "MAZE RUNNER"

Overall I rate it about 3.8

The BOO BOOs
. It was kinda long and boring.. maybe it's bcos that time I watched was around       12mn  ~ so yea sleepy me.. but still quite boring leh? no?

. Looking at the ending, you definitely know there is a part II...
   By the time part II comes out I forgot what happened to part I
  and I usually would not get a chance to watch part II... :( Like hunger games><

The GOODIES

. The characters are hot!
     Esp the Minho Guy!

  

Although at the starting, Thomas looked kinda like a zombie...

. almost all the characters are guys omg!!! hahaha...


ok enough of this nonsense review!!

All pictures were taken from google no copyright intended!

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Good place to LEPAK

helo!

Today is a very very hot day
On hot days and when you are bored at home, and wanna go out to chill,
but u dun hv a clue where to chill..
Bcos in Singapore, its hard to find a good place to sit around chit chat with frens without paying for food /drinks.

So where to go that is
FREE  and COOLING?

jcube ice rink!

haha today me and ping  went for lunh at clementi then got bored so travel to je and ta dah!

I feel that ice rink is really a good place to lepak.
Can sit and watch ppl iceskate, chit chat, enjoy the aircon~

good ain't it?

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little update

Didn't realize I did not update in 3 months!!

My longest time i didn't update i think?
Anyways now am having 1 week break from school~

So i needa take this chance to work out a bit

HOW I WORK OUT?

I watch drama and jog at the same time..HAHA
cos jogging is really boring if you  are alone....

Anyways... the drama me watching is GAP DONG
Is it considered a drama?
I dun really watch korean dramas... but this one is a THRILLER kind of show! and there's LEEJOON!

currently at ep 8?

Still no Idea who the GAP DONG is though.. I'm guessing he is the patient that act dumb??
Can't rmb the name.. aigoo...

So this is my little update....


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Driving lesson joke!

 What do you call those that are learner drivers on the road?

CarL!!

Why???

Cos your car has an L plate!!

Car-L...

What to do if you cant be with the one you "Like/LOVE"

HEYYY it's another one of.... LAMETOUFU's nonsensical advice!!!! YAY.....

Today's topic is... What to do if you cant be with the one you "Like/LOVE"

I searched it on google... AND.... Most answers I get, tells you to .....

LET IT GO~ lol....

But sometimes it's just so hard or even impossible to just get over someone like that!

SO here is my advice on what YOU can do without... LETTING IT GOOO~

You can treat the person you love but cant be with, A.K.A (PYLBCBW) as an.... IDOL!!!

Bcos  like a celebrities, you love them, but you cant be with them, but  you don't have to get over them..

Furthermore, it's easier to see/ hang out with the PYLBCBW than a celebrity!!
Even if you cant see/hang out with the PYLBCBW, you can follow them on their social network, like what you will do to know more about a celeb:)

Actually ah, in other words... this advice is a nicer way of saying let it go lah...

HAHA anyway hope this somehow helped you? 

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Hair irony

Female hair suppose to be longer than male's hair? Do you agree?
Nooooo...

When ppl see others with long hair, they immediately say that person is female and visi versa

I can prove that males can have longer hair than female hair by showing u two pictures...

Male

Female

Who has longer hair now?

End of post~

3 Places Pregnant women should not go

a little disclaimer b4 you read this post:  this post is just a joke so please do not take it seriously... or very seriously... don't feel angry reading this, but feel amused after reading this... I hope:)


#1 LIFTS
Based on many many tv shows... pregnant ladies who takes the lift, the lift will always suddenly break down.
Pregnant ladies have this special power ehh.. haha
No la.. maybe if your pregnancy is still in the early stages, you are allowed to take the lifts haha...
If you are gonna give birth i advice you to hmmm take the stairs.. haha no la... i mean try not to go downstairs???

#2 SWIMMING POOLS
cos your baby might be confused.. the baby is alr swimming in you, and if you swim it will be....
SWIMCEPTION....
sorry it doesnt make sense...

#3 FRIENDS'/ RELATIVE'S HOUSE
The only thing they would be interested is your baby, and questions are sure to come in like a machine gun.

Vampire theory

Haha i always wondered why in movies when vampires bite a human, the human will turn into a vampire.

In real life... when people lose a whole lot of blood they will be dead~

So my sis told me this theory that made a lot of sense to me haha it enlightened me lol.

Ok so... when vampires suck your blood... then you won't hv anymore blood... then you will need more blood soooo..  u will turn into a vampire to get more blood!

Done!

End of post~

Divergent review!

Just watched DIVERGENT on Friday~

The movie was cool to a certain extent..
The factions choosing part was really interesting.
I thought dauntless was a cool faction until they changed the rules.....

What I dislike in movies are the sudden loud noises! I hate it when it frights me~
I hv a weak heart:(

I don't know why but divergent reminds me of the hunger games haha..

The ending is not satisfactory to me haha..
Furthermore.... the good ppl die!
I dun like when good ppl die:(

So my overall rating for this movie is.....
3.5
-Good content and story
-everything looked real until Beatrice used the knife to stab the erutide's leader(?) hand.
-ending doesn't give a punch, unless there is divergent 2?

After the movie i did a quiz about "which divergent faction are u?"

And i got.... AMITY!!
Ok actually i got erutide at first... but first results are not accurate right???

Here's the link to the quiz if u wanna take it:)

http://m.zimbio.com/quiz/DAqISCfIbdV/Divergent+Faction

April fools!

So yesterday was APril fools!!

Did you manage to fool ppl? hahaha i did!
Me and my sis were at home, and i thought it would be a waste that I didnt "fool" her..
 so... this was what i did...

when the monkey god theme song was played in channel 8, here's our conver..

 I: "Eh.. you know ppl say this song is cursed"

Mei: "really meh"

I: APRIL FOOLS!!! hahaaha

Mei: =.=

hahahaha.......

then on insta.. I posted a pic of myself without specs...

and captioned that i was wearing contacts hehe~

some believed haha until they saw that it was a joke:P

but the best april fools joke this year was the GOOGLE map pokemon challenge!!
WIsh it was real! so cool lor!

You're not fat unless you explode!

OK I'm back to blog!

This will be another nonsense advice post that MAY or may NOT help you:D

Many PeoPLe are upset with their body. sometimes me too

Well let LAMETOUFU give you some words of comfort : "THERE THERE, you are not alone"

Here's how to not feel so bad about your body:

-Buy the right mirror, cos' the left mirror will always make you look a little more chubbier:)

-Do NOT compare your body with skinny ppl, (esp athletes,models, actors)
Cos' the more you look the worse you feel?
They have skinny bodies cos' they have to, they sacrifice a lot to have this "perfect" bodies. We   should not be suffering so much just to have their bodies.

-What you should do: Aim for a healthy range

- HOW?
Hokey pokey.
When standing, try not to stand still. Shake a bit here, shake a bit there.
This will not only lose some calories, it will also prevent mosquito bites HAHA..

warning: ppl may think you're crazy..



okay that's the end of the how to not feel so bad about your body!
hope that helps...



End of post~



 

My W.O feelings

You know what's cool about the Winter Olympics?

-The Snow la!

"ba-dum-bum-CHING" (rimshot)

 

Actually..... I don't know anything about the winter Olympics,

but one thing for sure, I know the Eskimos are gonna win!

 

 

HAHA.. jokes aside, the winter Olympics is really interesting to watch!
Especially the jump ski!!!!!

 

 

 

It makes me feel like singing...

 

 

 

I believe I can touch the sky...

 

 

 

haha..ok that's all for now...

 

 

 

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Journey to meet God of fortune...

sorry sorry sorry sorry....
didn't post in a long time....


Lemme wish all of you a very HAPPY CNY!!

So.... when life gives you lemons..... give them back cos you're suppose to get oranges! 

Haha now Follow me as I  meet the god of fortune .. HUAT AH!

JOURNEY to meet Cai Shen....

Did you spot him from afar?

We are getting nearer...................








 

FINALLY!!!! we are all bless with richness now.. haha

 

airplane joke

Heard this joke from my mother (I think true story?)

[On the plane....].

Stewardess: Hi today's menu we have fish and duck, which one would you like to have?

Person: Hmmmm.. can I have both??

Stewardess: Sure! you can have 1/4 fish and 3/4 duck!!!!!!


DID YOU KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT?????
give yourself a few minutes to think......






well.... 1/4 of fish is "F" cos the word fish has 4 letters..
and 3/4 of duck is "UCK"

so.................................... hahaha now u get it????


wow this stewardess really power man! I like her sense of humor!!!