PINK!

post the joke joke... popular demand.....

there is this pink single story hse.... everything is pink in colour.....
living room, kitchen, sofa all pink colour.... everything pink.... so wat colour is the stairs?

PINK? no.... didnt i say it was a single story hse? theres no stairs!

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sorry... i cant reveal the phobia... its too scary... for me...

i have this phobia... i cant seem to overcome it.... its frightening and its affecting my life... i cant control it anymore.... i need to write it out! Its too painful... I cant control it anymore.... im not joking. i have a terrible past in pri4 and actually i didnt want to rmb it but when i came to sec sch it made me rmb wat had happen.....

joke

sorry today no joke coz... dunno of any.. oo... i just tought of a joke.. lemme tell u...

Boss: where u live?
employer: serangoon
Boss: what block?
employer: nothing block my house....
boss: -.-"'

....tired...
my horrible experience in pri 4 is repeating again!!!! pls stop!!

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eek...!!

T.T.. nd to go for wedding dinner.... that means free food... XD BUT must gv red packet.... T.T...

i wan a O.U.D!!! Osim U Dream..>>massage chair... in the advertisment... for

christmas!!! Who can buy for me??? pls? wat i said pls.... why no one wants to buy for

me... T.T

...Osim U dream......

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H1N1... no talk...

warh... H1N1 is very near... we must be cautious.....
Here are some precaution... :
*cover ur mouth and nose if u sneeze or cough...
*wash ur hands frequently
* DUN TALK UNECCESSARY....
Here is why u must take the above precaution...
*if u dun cover ur mouth....wat will happen? just see the sneezing advertisement... wat channel? i think every channel also hv...

*wash ur hand....when ever u can.... wash with soap then at least got hope.... tats wat Phua Chu Kang said on sars rap...

*dun talk ar? this one... i made it up... if u talk ..and u got the H1N1..choi....touch wood... then u talk saliva come out land on the person ... then.... hospital lor....

ok... enough H1N1 talk... dun play play... its serious....

i just put a video abt talking dogs... its funny!!! enjoy....

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Deal or no deal...?

today... no joke... becoz my brain sot from the exam cannot think of any joke...
but i can tell u a real life story... dun worry is a short wan... sot wan haha get it sot wan?...
ok nvm... so here it goes... :

One day b4 the lit exam... i was asking everyone {ok maybe not everyone} wat is METHAPHOR!!! didnt noe mah... i ask person A, she say she not sure so i ask person B...
she said wont be tested.... then i did something that i shouldnt do... betting.... so i said..
Me: if cum out in exam u treat me icecream....
Person B: then if never come out u treat me....

then guess wat?? i suay lor.... lose lor... now must treat person B icecream... T.T
hope Person B forget abt the deal... heh heh...

moral of the story: gambling and betting is definately bad for u.... dun even try it... i 1st try also loose....

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post jokey now....

Q. so why did the tomato blush???

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Ans: Becoz he saw the salad dressing!!!
Since i will not be posting for a long long long long time.. until exams are completly over....
I will post another joke!! :)

Q. why did the cannibal (person eat person... :o) not eat the commedian???

Ans: becoz it tasted funny!!!

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