Thursday, July 23, 2009

Lametoufu is back!!! there has been many complains abt the prob of blogging..... [i sound like the blog creater...] dun worry it will be solved soon... i think..... at least still can blog wat....

im gonna talk abt something funny yesterday[thursday]

geog lesson: i smelled popcorn
MT lesson: i smelled twisty!!
Lit lesson : i smelled hamburger...
after sch... i smelled chicken essence...

*strange*......
maybe i was imagining stuff.... smellucinating...

no joke today.....it takes time to think of a good joke leh!

good mood=can think of jokes
bad mood= cannot think of jokes to blog... so just copy joke book.....

ok tats all folks...

*end*

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

bata?

ok.... im back..... here's a joke for all of u loyal readers out there!

this joke... i created by my self.....

what do u call a path for the mad people?

ans: physcopath!!! get it?? no? nvm...

do u think hypnotising is impossible... well here's a trick to prove it wrong....
i will make u say the wrong word....

ok... 1st say "bata" 10 times... bata bata bata... bata... bata bata.....

.....

now read this word out loud>> DATA



did u say dah-ta?
haha! i tricked u!
its suppposed to be dae-ta

now do u believe in hypnosis???
muahahahaha.....

u can try this on ur frens... i tried on 2 ppl.... they both said dah-ta...!!! :D

the end....

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Bedrooms DO's & DON'T

so long no post! coz very busy wif hw....
i have no joke to post today....
Lemme tell u some do's an dont's for ur bed room...

DON'Ts:

*DON'T put ur bed under the aircon... coz if the aircon leak... u will be sleeping in a swiming pool...

* DON'T put plants in ur bed room... it is not becoz of the competion wif oxygen... its becoz... at night... ur plants will eat everything! Even U! rmb to lock ur plants in a cage....

*DON'T put a clock in ur room.... instead keep a rooster...
if u put a clock in ur room u will keep seeing the time... and u cant go to sleep... the rooster will help wake u up...

*DON'T put a TV in your room... coz... sometime u will tend to sleep wif the tv on... in the end the tv watch u not u watch the tv.... :D

now for the DOs

DOs

*DO sleep in ur bed room!

thats all folks....

*tHe EnD*