New Year's eve joke!

let see... today is new years eve!!!! T.T
here's a joke b4 2009 ends.....
what is a panda's wish for 2010??

well..... the panda wish for a colured photograph!!!

hahaha... get it??? get it??? coz.. the panda is black and white... and... u understand right?

let see... wats my new year resolution???

1. save $2000
2.study harder....
3.hope can loose the fats...
4.grow taller
5.everyone around me to be healthy and happy
6.no worries be happy..
7.have a good fren...
8.create more jokes...
9.be funnier... :D
10. no more enemies...
etc etc...... alot more.... cant fit in 1 post.....
tah.. tah.. end of post.....

2010 is coming!!

As usual... i've got nothing to post... but i just felt like posting...
let see... christmas is over... T.T that means..... ahh!!!!!
2010!!! ahh!!!!
hahaha!!! my b'day is coming ... "hint hint" hehehe.....
must start thinking of new year resolution! birthsay wishes!!!
2010 will be the year of the??? the??? aiya next yr then i will find out :]
so.... im gonna end da post now....

the end~

blah blah........ holiday is ending..... it makes me wanna cry... T.T no more sleeping late... no more waking up super late.... no more com!!!! no more games! it turns to serious.... STUDYING!!!!
its so sad... 2009 will be gone forever... isnt it sad? there won't be a 2009 anymore.... T.T ...
now i sound so emo..... its so sad... new year 2010!!! wat will it be like??? its so scary!!!!!
ah!!!!

i prefer boring hoildays to suffering in sch!!!! T.T

time flies very fast indeed... but we just cannot see it.... sad right???
how to stop it from flying??? shoot an arrow to time... like shooting a crow or something?
magical arrow.... sadly no one has it...... kill time? or shoot time? dunno lar.... next yr might not post much.... coz... its 1 yr b4 O levels!!! stress!!!! ah!!! addictedd to com .... sigh....

the end~

crap?

posting posting... but dunno wat to post so posting crappp...
aiyar... i planned to loose weight this holiday... but it turned out the opposite...
i want to grow taller too... my aim is 170cm!!! it seems impossible.... must eat more long beans...
found out that school will start at 4 Jan!!!! y??? check ur calendar!!!! hurry!!!
christmas!!! presents?? songs!! jingle bell jingel belll....
christmas is coming... are u naughty or nice? santa's watching....

homework=?

lets cut the crap and go straight to the post...

let me ask you this question..... that no one can ans......

ok.... so is home=house???

if your ans is yes... then move on to the next question..... if your ans was no... then... er ignore the next question... but no harm reading it...

if home=house.... then........... is homework=housework????

the ans is obviously... NOT!

so home not equal to house???? or are they the same??? tag your views in my cbox at the right.....

dun forget to add your name... address and phone no. so that i can contact u if u hv the best views....and get an attractive prize... nah.... just kidding... u dun nd to enter your personal info... :D dun worry.. but if u want... u still can :D

The end~

back from a LONG LONG TOILET BREAK.....
so 3rd joke..... not made by me.... but its quite funny if u understand it...
joke by spike milligan. whos Mr spike? search it on google, msn, yahoo to find out...

i've changed the joke alittle but concept still da same... :D enjoy... :]

2 thieves were chased by policemen!!!! :O
Theif A: Hey! quick hide behind this pane of GLASS , b4 they see us!!
Theif B: but you can see through it!!
Theif A: not if you close your eyes!
Theif B: You're right!

I wish this was my own joke!!!

WAIT! dun go yet!!!! i have a challenge for you!!!!
CHALLENGE:
how to make the letter "Y" with only 1 finger???

the end....