nike jokes

feel so tired now... slept at 0330 today.... no mood to post... but to keep my blog alive... i hv no choice...

heres a joke for u all:

Elderly lady: I hv had enough with those darn kids! they hv gone far too much....!
Policemen: hmm... do u recognise any of them?
Elderly lady: Im sure one of them is named Nicky..
Police: how do u noe?
Elderly lady: i saw the name embroided on his bag...
Policemen: can u spell the name for me...
Elderly lady: N.....I.....K......E....
Policemen: =.= thats a brand name....
elderly lady: really??

this joke was from melissa ng.... whom got it from readers digest.....
but i changed it alittle so as to avoid copyright... :D

yup.. thats alll

The end....

yawn... its fri!!!! yippee!!! i wish next week doesnt come... hate next week... T.T



After seeing the scary movie in sch abt alien invasion in earth ... i think i dun want to get a job abt earth... BUT... i will still do geog next yr... unless the teachers change the choices of my choice.... i feel that geog is easier....



haha .... i think i want to be a pathologist.... a person who cuts up dead body... muahaha...



joke.... time....


little ooloo went to the zoo one night.....

SUDDENLY! little ooloo saw something with a big head and 2 big black eyes...

he told his mummy that he saw an alien....

.....

but actually.. it was a PANDA...





so? funny?? sigh... many zits on my face... must go facial....wear facial mask.....



should my words for the post hv colour?? u ask me i ask who?? lol... :D



tmr is a sat! can sleep until late late... so.. dun call or sms me b4 12pm... i wont reply.....



my b'day coming !!! 2 months and 12 days left ar... hope next year... got many many present....



many many red packet..... :D many many cake to eat!!!


the end... ^^

never post for 2 days or more........ i hv a very good reason.... because after i come home from school... i nap for 3-4 hrs.... until dinner.... so here's my everyday routine...
school>home>lunch>sleep>dinner>sleep... and the cycle repeats itself all over again.... {similar to a pig... but only pigs dun go to sch...}

let me spice up my post with something interesting for u and embarassing for me....
today... 1st period of sch.. i will describe it as hectic... confusing yet embarrasing..
receive to paper at the same time eng and bio......
CONFUSION: (eng)-marks added wrongly
(bio)- got extra slip of paper....mcq marks thing...
then ar i saw the bio mcq/section A marks is 8 then i saw the paper section A is 7 so... tot can gain one mark..

here's the EMBARASSMENT part...

bio teacher: yes?
me: the mcq marks wrong....

then guess wat she said.... the paper was eng paper....!!! i saw wrongly.... so....yea... paiseh lor....

understand??? if u dun then gd.... its too embarrasing to explain... T.T

i've got nothing better to post... sigh.. next week so busy... cca everyday....

oh yes!!!! b4 i end this post!!! let me introduce u all to DONUT EMPIRE...

everyone must try!!!! super delicious..... i will recomend the oreo flavour one...
and!! if u are a student... show ur IC then will hv discount eh!!!!

dun forget to try!!!! ratings: 5 out of 5

one more thing .... dun forget to tag....!!!

ZZZ...sleepZZZ

blob...blob.... as u can see the tittle... is abt ... sleep... ofc im not going to write a boring post abt sleep.... so dun run away!!!

haha!! dunno y these few days i keep on sneezing without a reason..... ahchoo..oo... i just sneezed..

haiyo.... i tried to sneeze with my eyes open... but... cant.... i also tried to sleep with my eyes open... its called daydream... it was a success!!! so if u talk to me and i dun reply u... then it means im sleeping with my eyes open....

but .... dun try this w/o parental guidence... Lametoufu here... has 100 yrs experience... but im not old!!! yea.... AND! if u are really really... very very... extremely damn sleepy... then this daydreaming thing doesnt work.... so... dun daydream in ur class... coz u would not noe how u look like when u are day dreaming..... u will be staring in blank space... u may even be smiling...
then teachers... ar... they will catch u... daydreaming.. then u "wan dan" ["die'' in chinese]

oh yes! my gmail.. has been disabled.... dunno why... so those who always send me email.. to gmail.. pls convert to Hotmail...... MY gmail ar!!!! why like this!!!

the end...

3 jokes a day!!

yes!!! Its finally OVER!!!woohoo! but cannot celebrate yet... coz... there will always be results day... sigh... T.T

so long no post... but that doesnt mean im gonna post a long long post...
yes.. i noe i owe u all alot of jokes... here is 2 for u all...

1st joke
Qn: why cant u teach the baby to say daddy and mummy at the same time??
its common sense..... ponder ponder....

give up alr? no fun eh u all....

Ans: bcoz if u teach the baby both at the same time he might accidently say dummy....
(daddy+mummy=dummy)..... so instead of teaching the baby to say daddy or mummy they call u dummy...! i noe this is not funny.... i tried my best alr.... so gv me face and laugh....

2nd joke...
abt a stupid kidnap story... and the advantage to be fat...

one day the kidnapper wanted to kidnap a rich family's boy....
then the kidnapper car very the small... the boy... very the fat...
so.... the boy cannot fit in the car.... so in the end no kidnap....
The end....

i noe wat u gonna say... lame right....?

anyway.... my fren melissa ng... begged me to post her joke... its called the funny sms conver.
Melissa Ng's joke:
HL: lol
melissa Ng:u lol me?!!! i lol lol u back!!!
HL: haha
melissa: u haha me?!!! i haha u back!
HL: ( is said sth lame but i forgot wat it was)
Melissa:...speechless...but i dun noe y im still talking


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