chinese compo

im back after... so long.... unfortunately exams are not over... cant escape it... T.T
sigh... chinese tuition nd to write compo abt an experience in the bus... at first my mind was blank... but then i thought of wat to write.... and i will share wif u all...


one day... i boarded the bus.... the bus was crowded... very crowded.... not long a pregnant lady boarded the bus... suddenly everyone pretended to fall asleep... then me... the kind one gave up the seat to the pregnant lady....

so i had to stand at a corner... suddenly a scream scared me leh... the pregnant lady screamed and her legs dunno why also fly up......

without thinking... i shouted... "Ah!! the lady is giving birth alr!!! got any doctor in the bus or not???"


No one replied... they just stared at me.....

then the pregnant lady said: shout wat shout?!! i scared by a cockcroach only... not giving birth lar...!" then everyone started laughing... even the bus driver also laugh....

luckily... reached the bus stop alr ... i ran down the bus quickly.....

ofcourse... this story is no true lar... its all in singlish..... haha..

I nd my energy food!! chocolate!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
i like ferrero rocher (dunno spelling but i spell it like tat)
I also like ASSORTMENT.... the hazel nut kind... yummy...

i got this thing on my face... dunno if its a pimple or a mosquito bite...

wishing for osim u Dream... the massage chair.... (warh i chg subject so quickly)

ppl like me nd a gd massage u know... :D ....

the end...

HDB joke

hello!!! erm... yea... couldnt resist the keyboard.... i tot of a joke but... i forgot alr eh.... i will try to rmb while posting this post... so wat to post.... sigh... aryar... next fri is the dreadful nightmare of the frightening tracks of 2.4km!!!! arh!!!! hope the teacher dun come... lets see... i still cant rmb the joke... sorry lar... stm..... i know all of u want joke.. so now im gona tell a joke from a tv show..

here it goes...
there is this HDB... it has 12 floors
the floors are jan, feb, march , april, may, june, july, aug, sep, oct, nov, dec...
(funny names for floors... but oh well...)
Every HDB has a lift...
so the question is: how do u call the lift?give some time to think...

blah blah... think think....

lalala

cmon think harder...

u noe the ans??

no? then u want me to tell u the ans???

ok the ans is.....
wait... if u hv forgotten the question... like me... got stm... pls kindly place ur mouse on the scroll thing... and scroll up....

so the ans is.... u press the button the call the lift....
aiyo.. so easy.. also dunno... tsk tsk...
i shall not remind anyone abt.. the exams.... >> EXAMS ARE COMIN!!! EVERYONE PANIC!!
no... im just kidding... erm...if u are really panicking... then.... erm.... just take deep breaths... but it doesnt really help...>>>for me....

NOTE to all: Pls read my blog often... my blog is boring without tags... and... and..readers....

is my blog too boring? i noe... no colour... black and white is nicer right??? nvm...

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I had a dream.... Nightmare.... But I forgot wat it was....
I can't be hyper... If I'm hyper... I'll be sacarstic one... Then ppl will gv me the look ..... >.>
Then I will gv them the look .... <.<
Nothing funny... Darn... I drank too much coke this week... And ate alot of cake... Sure gain weight...
Sigh... Sch is reopening loh.... Means 2.4km run is nearing loh... Tat means... T.T...... I hate running.... Waste my energy...
Wats the fastest way to lose weight...? I'm not going on a diet for sure... I can't leave without chocolate!!! Tat means it
Only leaves me with one thing... Excersise.... Ah! Terrible word! The second word I hate... Blah blah....



The end...

today is 09/09/09!!! Must post on this auspicious day!!!
Random post... Blah... I nd help wif holiday hw!!!
Sept holiday is so short... T.T

The end!

MAD doc

hmm...here's my story today... Rmb the time I went to the doctor to check my brain joke?? U dun rmb ar? Neh-mind...

Today....me & my mom went see a mad doctor... Here was the conversation....

Mom: so wats wrong wif her..?
Mad doc: er... Wat do u think... ?
Mom: u asking me?
Mad doc: ya... They say.. The mother knows best...
Mom: =.=

Hahaha!! U do know tat this is just a joke right...?
Funny? Pls coment...

Nowadays.... My jokes are boring...
I prefer myself to be boring... If I too hyper... I may be very irritating... And ppl will hate me... And I dun want tat to happen T.T ... Therfore... I will be boring from now on...

The end...!

THE JOKE OF THE DAY....

Joke time....

What object has 3 hands?
Ans: clock!!!

Yea... I agree not funny....



Wat comes before 11?
Ans: 7
Get it? 7 eleven???

=.=

The end...

hmm... Let's see.... I've made up a joke during Eng lesson...
So here it goes...

Eng teacher... Gave out worksheet... Then some ppl dun hv....

E.T(eng teacher) : got any extra??
No one ans...

Then E.T said: those have 2 ws... do the work 2 times...
Student: then wat if got 3?
E.T: then do 3 times...
Me: then those dun hv... No nd to do?
Then suddenly ppl gv back the extras...

This joke is not funny right.... But I think it's funny...

The end!