tmr is the last day of chinese new yr! yay!

wah... test test and more test...
tmr is last day of chinese new yr.... yay! must go relative dinner... Boo.. T.T
not looking foward to it.... its not gonna be good....
i have not been osting any jokes lately.... so i am now!!!

Qn: why doesnt the mother snake buys toys for baby snake???
ans: bcoz baby snake is alr born with a rattle!! [rattle snake]

i noe its not that funny... oh well....

im not looking foward to the camp either... hv to sleep in warm and stuffy tents...
no pillow no teddy bear.. lol no fan and worse of all no HP!!! ah!! how can i survive!!!

wondering if the toilets hv doors... hope there is.. if not im gonna sacrifice shower! dun care if i stink in the tent...

I love this banana phone song!! very catchy right?? ring ring ring ring ringring ring
banana phone... haha...

yea thats all... wonder why march holiday is only a week??? and so much holiday hw..

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teachers?

yay! got a new blogskin... cute right...? just like who?? haha....
blog still under construction... i dun quite like the tagboard to be at the left...
maybe coz im a right hander?

lets talk abt teachers... haha.. i find them very funny.... during pri sch... a lot of teachers like to use the microphone thing... i find it super funny.... and also quite annoying... coz it will screech often....

2nd thing.. they tend to forget stuff... and they say we are forgetful... lol...
haha... sometimes u noe when the teacher say.. i will find out for u and tell u when i noe it... but in the end... never... lol... :D

3rd thing funny abt teachers... when they say thank you class... then we also say thank you and goodbye teachers... they didnt say goodbye... T.T

yea.. im gonna observe more funny stuff that they do... and post abt its sometime..
hope no teachers are reading my blog.... lol

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today... is u noe wat day right? so dun hv to type it out coz of lazyness

ah... wat should i ppost today? nothing interesting to post today... every chinese new year is super boring.... only eat and collect red packets only... didnt even get to see lion dance, dragon dance.... blah blah.. etc etc...

im gonna be vegetarian for today.... and tmr i can eat meat again!

today's weather is quite good right? not that scorching... and not even raining...
or was it very warm?? cant rmb...

suprisingly my legs did not ache after xcountry... or maybe its becoz i didnt run... i just walk all the way... :D

I suddenly miss my frens from pri sch... remember the good times... grouping together for projects.. having fun during recess etc etc.. the good times..

i still rmb when i was very very young... i had very long hair [chg topic so fast!:O]
u noe y? coz dunno y last time im scared of cutting my hair...tats wat my mother told me...

then slowly.. i didnt like long hair becoz.. tieing hair was painful... and i didnt like it... -.- haha.. i find it very funny!
i might be changing the blogskin soon...

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CNY+valentine

oo... today is red packet day!!! getting red packets... filled with $$

today is also valentine...can spend it with S11....

heres a valentine joke....

Ben went to a jewellery shop to get an expensive bracelet for his girlfriend...

jeweller: would u like to engrave ur girlfriennd's name on it?
Ben: hmmm... no... instead.. engrave "to my one and only love"
jewller: no problem sir... how very romantic of u... :)
Ben: not exactly romatic...This way if we break up... i can use it again..


note: not my joke... its from the internet... but im hv changed a little to avoid copyright...

100th post + my love

posting again!!! this is my 100th post!! to celebrate this wonderful achievement... i will tell u all abt my love story... sounds interesting? then continue reading!

note: words a little small... blogger got prob... cant change font and size... T.T

My Love Story

Once upon a time ... =.= lol sorry for poor intro....

many of u want to noe lametoufu's love... well here's a true story abt my love... lol... be shocked by the ending.. the conclusion is... read on to find out...

Besides my family.. i have a 2nd love... S11....
i met S11 when i was young...
to me, S11 is so valuble...and i cant live without S11
I love S11 coz...S11 has a face of an important person....
Unfortunately S11 is loved by many others...
My heart sank when S11 is being used by others for greed and their own benefits...
I'm sorry i hv used S11 for greed sometimes..
S11 was always by my side... in sch and at home....
although S11 sometimes bring unhappiness to my family, i will still love S11
Im so sorry that i hv to say my family comes first and S11 2nd..
becoz my family is more important... but without u, my life would be ruined...

"I love u.....S11[money]"

note: S11=$=money

so touching love story right... ending very good right! haha!!
happy chinese new year everyone!! :D

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How i wish...

boring... boring until i forget what does boring means.....

everyday so sleepy.....zzz.... why cant sec have like 2 hrs nap time the remaining hours study...

Amaths so difficult... dun understand..... so many rules.... cant rmb!!!!!


cramming my brain with numbers and rules and definations... cant think of any jokes.[excuses]
im getting older alr..... T.T oldrer ppl less time to post..... younger ppl more time to post....

so ppl out there create ur blogs when u are young! post all the crap u want..... dun wait until u get older want to post something on blog also no time.. sad right...?


how i wish i can be young again.. be immature.... relax everyday ...... play com... play play...

now? dun play play... its study untill ur head drop off.... write notes until ur fingers grow longer

read and read until ur eyes... become smaller......

no wonder when ppl grow old they needa go facial.....

reasons to be younger:
1) i wanna remain cute
2)more time
3)lesser stress....
4)dunno anything... so no nd to worry

etc etc..........

busy busy..... sigh.....
y must maths be so hard???





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