xmas!

no!!!!!!!!!! sch is starting!!!!!!!!!!

but 1st christmas is coming............. i wonder why is it called xmas?

why not A'mas? B'mas? C'mas?

why xmas??? why why?????

tell me y?????????

lol ......

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NIGHTMARE!!!!!

Toufuulloo!!!!!

In this post I will share some hot tips... Yea HOT tips!! On how to avoid....
NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!

Here are some tips that MIGHT help :)

DISCLAIMER: this tips are just for entertainment puposes.... So if it doesn't work.... Haha.... Dun look for me:)


1} dun sleep too late!! Not hving enuff slp will cause terrible horrible nightmares!!! ( for me)

2} dun think too much.. When U are lying on the bed just slp... Think so much for wat? Dun even think wat is gonna happen the next day! Tmr is tmr...

3} if u want to think... Then think happy thoughts... Then atleast ur dreams will be sweet :)

4} have a super soft pillow... Lol so ur head will feel more comfy and ur mind will rest well :)

5} Pray! Yes. Pray that u won't have any nightmares :)

6} lastly... Think abt me lol! Although it would be scary.... I dun mind.... However if I look scary to u... U might not want to think so much abt me haha :)


K... That's all!! Hope it helps! :) hv a wonderful holiday!

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COLOURS!!!

toufullo!!!

colours can describe how u feel..............

For example..........

BLUE..... is for.... sad T_T

RED...... is for ...... angry!!! =Z

WHITE..... is for scared.... :S

and many many more.......

HOWEVER..................


there are some feelings u cant really decide on a specific colour.... like.....

HAPPY! ANNOYED! CONFUSED...

if we can use colours to describe how we feel... it will be... cool.....and funny... like.....

eg. teacher gave a lot of hw today... i feel blue......

if u hv mixed feelings.... u can say: i feel so RAINBOW..... i dunno what to do.... haha..


today.. i really feel rainbow... sigh.. lol


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envious~

AHH..!! i envy those SEC4s that can relax during the holidays without any hw to bother them>.<

but on the other hand ..... i dun want to be 16 so fast!!! ee.. 16 so old.... no fun....

i want to be young 4eva!!! T_T

ahh!! hw!! no!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!

lame joke!!

toufullo everyone!

im gonna tell u a lame joke! yup, its lame but not funny at all.. so yea......

why are all of you so sensitive these days?????

ans?>>> cos you all didn't use SENSODYNE!! the toothpaste thingy....?

yea... its lame... not funny....

end of post~

PANIC!!!

seeing and hearing from all those taking o ' levels this yr... really making me stress eh...

im worried abt science praticals.... ah!!! and bio esp!!! ahh.. panic!!! i better go revise now...

~end of post~

excuses for not doing hw!

holidays are here...... we are suppose to enjoy it.....
BUT........

it was ruined by........................ HOMEWORKS!!! tons and tons of them!!!

if u are planning not to do them............... hmmm... good luck in thinking of excuses:D

here are some of my suggestions:
1) i ran out of newspaper and other paper so i had no choice but to use my hw to clean my dog's.... poo...

2) there was a flood in my hse and everything is pratically soaked........... including my hw :D

3) during the hols, my house blacked out... we had to use candles at night.... and we had to open the windows for vantilation.... unfortunately... the wind was so strong that it toppled the candle onto my hw... and burnt my hw!!!! :O

4) my dog ate my hw... i didn't believe it at 1st.... but when i couldn't find my hw... and my dog was looking guilty.... i knew where my hw had gone to....

hmmmmmmmmm............ i dun think the teachers will buy those excuses..... so maybe u shld just bribe them with.......................... CANDY!!!!


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IM A FAILURE!

sigh............ im a bad friend, sister and daughter.................

why am i even born??????

why????????????

end of post~

finally over......

-blank-

i still dunno how to start the post!!!!!!!!!!

today is the last day to go bck to sch during the hols....

today there was a test...................... er... dun hv much confident in it eh...

didn't really study..... i even went shopping yesterday! OMG! Ö

during the amaths lesson i can hear mrs _____ 's voice from the next class...

lucky i was not in her class if not my eardrums will burst! :o

she really shouts so much.... i'm surprised she doesn't hv a sore throat....

she can sing in choir alr.... her throat is very powerful! :O

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starting phrase................

i must create a good catchy start for every post............
eg: whats up duck!
hey hey hey
yo di yo di yo yo yo

hard to decide on one good one...........
any suggestions??? pls tag below..........


hint hint... my birthdays coming.... ok.. maybe not so soon..............

*i really need a new small water bottle... i lost my previous one!!! T_T

*i dun have a shoe bag :D

* i love sticky and mentos... :D

* im lacking of.. shoes :D

* i treasure words of wisdom :D

* i like displaying items :D

* i like DIY stuffs!! :D

* i like cute small stuffs



*actually.... i like everything... its the heart that counts right:D

but its best to just wish me happy birthday... if not i hv to be santa claus and give presents too :O

yea....

Holidays are coming!!!!

hmmmm................. holidays are here!!!

but too bad im a sec 3.......... hv to revise revise and revise....................

end of year holidays are so er........ like "busy"

must buy new books, spring clean, buy birthday presents and blah blah.............

im gonna hate next year...................

JOKE TIME!!!!!

note: dunno if u hv heard this b4...

Judge: Do you know wat will happen if u tell lies?

offender: I'll be kicked to hell when i die?

Judege: and do you know what happens if u tell the truth?

Offender: I'll be kicked to jail.....


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AHH ulcer!!!

yay!! i see the clouds again!!! haha!!

hmmmmmm..........

should i post a joke???

nahh.. cant think of any...............

blah blah...

got a very BIG ULCER..

hmm....... its yellow... and painful... and ugly.... and horrible...........

one word to describe it.......... >>>>>>> **** (not wat u think)

guess the word? lol im bored...


end of post~

Its time for an upgrade!

UPGRADE TIME!!

im gonna upgrade my blog! make it more "interesting"

dunno how im gonna do it but im gonna DO it! maybe i shld change the blogskin???

ah!!! next week hv choir!!!! plus DRAMA NIGHT!!

要我的命！！！

i dun want!!!.................... T.T

what to do??? *deep sigh*

i really dunno how to improve the blog eh.........

i will now think think... toodles~

end of post~

20102010

Hey hey! Today is 20102010!
Maybe tats why 黄老师 gave us free period during chinese! Haha!

End of post~

O.o Saturday went lot 1 with frens........ Then...... Went arcade......
I lost my $1 playing that DUMB crane game... The one that u must move that claw thingy..... To grab a soft toy....
And in the end get NOTHING!!!!! :(
but it's quite addictive..... It makes u wanna play more :D

Anyway.. Those reading my blog, check out those cute little penguins
at the right bottom... I got it from a website.... :D

end of post~

exam over??

exams are over..............
but still stress...............
over the results...............

boom boom pow..........

Today I will continue the story of my dream sch...

Previously....
I want to build a changi airport sch...
Then...the whole sch will have aircon![good or wat!]
Then everyone will group themselves in more than 2 ppl to share a trolley to put their sch bags. So wherever u go no need to carry such a heavy bag.

Everywhere will have travellator?
No stairs!

Er...classes will be at terminals...

Then if u duno what lesson is next, u can look at the tv thing tat airports use for checking arrival and departure times.

There will be many eating areas like mac, starbucks, and many more.

Need stationery?
There will be a popular bookshop!

After sch u also can go shopping at the shops!

International students can take a special plane to and fro from home to sch for free!

Wouldn't it be great if there was a sch like this?

End of post...

Bloging again!
I pratically forget wat joke I was gonna post in this post... This is sad! It means im gonna have alzeimer very early...... 老人痴呆症 T.T
So er dun blame me if I dun rmb u.....
Nowadays sch are boring... So I decided to post how would I build my dream sch.

I will build a changi airport sch. From nursery to university.:-D
Shall Post the rest on my next post.. Hope I rmb...

End of post~

Melissa's birthday+PSA Presentation

Happy birthday MELISSA NG!!!! May ur wishes come true!....

yea... i decided there is no use in a tag box..... so i deleted it :D

1st day of sch...... i dragged myself out of bed......... " I DUN WANNA GO TO SCH!!"
psa presentation is finally over!! haha! the teacher quite please wif our work!

really like to thank vavarly for providing the dog and space to do project.. and thanks for the coke too :D... next i would like to thank weilin and janelle for accompanying me to vavarly's hse and bck to bb interchange :D and without the chocolate sunflowerseed thing tat janelle provided i would hv starve.... And everyone did a gd job in editing the video:D.

oh yes! so long no tell joke eh!! i think i hv one to tell :D

Ah seng: eh u noe ah my fren is gonna be discharged today!
english man: oh he is gonna be discharged from the hospital?
Ahseng: no! from prison!
English man: oh...
Ahseng: he has been sentenced to prison for sth he didnt do!
Eng man: wat?
Ahseng: he didnt run fast enough!!!
eng man: -.-'

HAHAHAHA!! yea not really that funny.........
i got another joke!!! tell u all in the next post............

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neoprints..!!

i tot that neoprints were not nice and so tiny! But now... I've changed my mind!!!

went with my two friends to lot 1 and 1 of us decided to take neoprints..... at first i was reluctant..
but bcoz we were not going to see each other g=for a looooong longggg time i decided to take a few shots for memories...

haha it was in japanese!!! we agar agar press a button lol.... the camara was so small..... dunno how 3 of us squeeze in!

well.... the pic was ok :D quite nice eh....

then we go edit the photos [draw on them?] everything in japanese!! so we when want to print
we agar press a button and it turn out to be a redo button... we had to redo the "deco"

in the end print out almost all the same photos when we do diff design.! the machine cheated us!

It cost $8!! but we split into 3... i paid the least... one of my fren paid the most... [must treat her drink when we meet again :D]

i have a new haircut...... and i dun like it........


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I miss everything...

i'm gonna blog!!!my posts are getting boringer and boringer[if there's such a word]

i rmb my posts in sec 1-2 were very entertaining {for me}

but now eh........... BORING LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS......

I want to go back to sec 1 eh....... where every lesson is at SLC!!

now leh? we hv to study in the stuffy classroom... must sit according to index no!!

i miss sec 1 where all of us were still cute and adorable...
now everyone all grown up hv their own bf and gf... no fun at all.....

i also miss pri sch............ the frens... the environment... the lockers outside classroom ... etc etc

i hv no more lamejokes to post... i cant think of any ...



i miss my lame jokes and my creative mind!!! icant think of anythinf funny to say! maybe ishould change my link to boring toufu.bs........

~post ended~

yoga?

yea...... didnt post for a looooong time alr..........
there's really nothing much to post abt....... 3 words to describe sch this week
1)boring
2)tiring
3)kinda sad

why cant i have a fren that is almost same size as me... so that i wont be left out..
i want a fren that has short hair so no one can say im the only one with short hair blah blah...

If your are really my fren u shouldnt care abt how i look....

until now i dont even understand the real meaning of emo.... thats why i dun understand y ppl call me that? isit an insult??

ok enough of those crap...

i suddenly... yup suddenly... want to learn yoga!!:D

i want to master the bend the leg and put it behind your kneck one..

yoga is known to increase flexibilty and relieve stress...

so if you want to decrease ur stress... do yoga? or maybe just eat chocolate :D

ok thats all...

End of post~

Long weekend!!!!

Yay!!! Long weekend......... !!!
I hate the feeling of knowing that I'm gonna fail for a test.....
I'm gonna fail amaths for sure..... I feel useless.... Can't even understand it....
Grr..... I need to pass this test !!!! I have a bad feeling..........


End of post~

Hallehlooya!!!! It's FRIDAY!!!! ^^
sch started late today.....although All of us agree that.....
we SHOULD NOT have sch today... At least it started late and end quite early:)

I find that I'm not a good friend... So When treat anyone coldly.... Pls pardon me.. I really didn't do it on purpose...

I can't think of any nice jokes to post arghh!!!!



End of post~

Never post for about one week alr.......
I wish I can just ff time to next fri...... I dun want it to be thursday leh...
Which is founders day..... Means choir..... Wearing long black costume...
I hope I no nd to go..... It's gonna be very confusing and rushing that day...
Hate this kind of thing.....

I ran outta sweets..... I lazy to buy...... And so ex!!!!
T.T I dun want Thursday to come.....


I want to be taller eh....... At least 165 then I'll be super duper happy :)
God... If u can't make me taller.... Please make the ppl around me shorter :D


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np visit :>

Thurs went to ngee ann poly....

It was very worth while as there were many free gifts!! :>
Let me list them.

1. A red recycling bag... (Colour should be changed!)

2. File and note book...(very useful!)

3. Facial wash and a a duno wat sticker for the face...(the facial wash was so little.. Like someone used it B4...)

4. Food and drink! Oreo! Which im
Eating now and a bottle of water... not forgetting ricola sweet!!! :D

5. Magazine of courses in np.

At the end of everything we were given some more food!

I think they are bribing us to join their poly...

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The nightmare has just began..

Hai ya... Term 3 has just began... They say its gonna be hectic... I hate sec 3 life..
One day we will all become botak...
Going to sch means no sleep!:'(...
But its youth day this coming mon..
Can rest one day:-D although its not enough....


End of post~

jokes... hahahahaha!

... haven't post for afew days alr.... shall post a joke:D

ok so a circle... how many sides does it hv???

some of u will imediately say no sides? or one side?

but if u said two sides u are CORRECT! but i bet u just guess :P..........

the reason is circle have inSIDE and outSIDE.. equals 2 sides :D get it?
......

let me tell u another one... how can 60 ppl stand under an umbrella without getting wet?

the ans is... when its not raining lor....HAHAHAHA... sorry if its not funny...
and pardon my singlish.. -.-

end of post~

Ah! Yesterday woke up super duper early again... To go westmall watch 3D movie... With my sis, ShuYen and her sis... Movie at 10.10 ... Unlucky no. ! :O
At the ticket counter there got one crazy man... hair like einstien and talk so loudly..
I think I mistook 3D as 4D...
Ah the ticket person gave us wrong change... T^T...


End of post~

The Day...! :D

today..........er......... had to wake up super duper early.........
went to WM with sis to meet meilissa ng,rachel and her cousin........ had fun:D

there's a snake in my hse!!!!!!

today i learnt that rabbit in winnie the pooh is not included as a disney character!


end of post~

o.O

er.............. im posting abt nothing as i got nothing to post buthow can u post nothing so im still posting for the sake of posting... and blahblah.......

i wish for endless of holidays and be a kid forever..............
blahblah........... hmmmmmm im "bored"? no im not...... i just dun feel like doing
the HOME-WORK

the word "HOLIDAY" doesnt match the word "HOMEWORK" altough both start wif the letter "H".....

HOLIDAY=HOme,Lax,Idle,DAYdream and it definetley does not mean work at home...

unfortunately........ im a sec3 kid..... cant HO..L..I...DAY.... must work at home..
T^T

dun want!!! next definately gonna be tah bulay taahaan!!!
TT^TT

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orangey day...

On 8 june.....wednesday... they came to my house to do project............ T.T
bcoz they want to come at 1pm i hv to sacrifice my sleep T.T
who are they???
they are WL,JP and SY(in order of who step into my hse 1st)...


SY came LATE!!! by 5mins...!!
draw draw play play.... music music... nobody song!!

monopoly... bankrupt!! grr...!
When SY left.. WL..JP and i played the 3 ppl police and theif game.... haha..

aiyar next time... no more coming my hse!!! coz its boring... and dark and warm...

k i still havent do amaths hw.... heard that it was SUPER!DUPER! HARD LIKE ROCK!
i will do it soon!!!

1 MORE WEEK LEFT!!!! counting down!! haha!!

eh...now.......... should be end of post.....~

holidays... guilty of relaxing/slacking...

im guilty of slacking to much in this holiday....
i over eaten today... drank about 2 cans of coke :O !! ate a packet of hazelnut vanhoulten chocolate all by myself.... T.T im gonna put on weight!! T.T

im gonna be alone this pass few days... Rachel and melissa are overseas... no one to chat with on the phone... its gonna be boring.........

everybody is blogging that they are feeling sick... er... im not... at least not yet.. touch wood... -.- maybe alittle stomache after over eating.. :P....
what am i gonna do when they are not in sg...

i feel like sms some of my sec sch frens.. but im scared like disturb u all.. then there's also nothing to talk abt........

i dun like sec sch... coz ppl like to compare... results... ur welfare... why cant we all be the same... T^T

i dun like it when ppl ask why i come to this sec sch when i was from that pri sch...
i tot sll sch should be the same? its just the name only.. so wat... ?

i dun like ppl calling me quiet/emo/antisocial... coz im not!
i hv really nothing to talk abt... u all also rarely talk to me and can say im quiet?
those that i can get along with(close) then maybe there's a topic to talk...
but sometimes with someone i hv really nothing to say...

sigh......~


end of post~

er... today is another day.. which is thursday.....

i did finish emaths acelearning!!!! 35 question! sit infront of com until butt ache... and i still have... amaths...!!! ah!!! +.+

hmmm... counting down... abt 12 more days...........

end of post....

AHH! peempel.....

hmmm... i wanna do homwork...but i cant!!! facebook keeps on poping out...
tmr i must force myself to sit in front of com to do the acelearning! if i can find my calculator....

i cant wait!! abt ... 13 more days or so? we can reunite!!! cant wait.. i hope it will be funtastic!!

ahh!! big peempel on my face!!!

AM is killing me!!!! polynomials especially... the dunno wat factor theorem and remainder theorem... so confusing!! argh!!! sigh.... i dunno how u all can manage AM!? grr...

T^T no one tag me... i want to cry alr!!! wehh!!!!
room very messy.. i dunno where's my calculator ahh!! .....

end of post~

childhood dreams...

argh.... today is sun!!! ah tmr is mon!!! oh yes... its the holidays.. it means i no nd to wake up early!!! yay!! sleep late!!! woohoo... haha....
i got nothing to post.. so i will post some "childish" i mean childhood stuff...

when i was young.. baby baby cute cute time... pacifire diaper time... shld i elaborate more... ok...

when i was a baby... i wanted to be a dinosaur when i grew up.........

when i was a toddler... i learnt that dinosaurs are EXTINCT..! so... i wanted to be old macdonald...(yea... a farmer) dunno why eh? always play farming...

then my father knew abt it.. he said farmers dun earn alot.. so my next ambition was... a spy... yes!! a spy!!! i tot it was so cool to be a spy... always spy on our maid..... play shoot shoot... haha.. quite fun....

when i was in pri sch.. i tot that being a spy was dangerous...! :O.... so changed my mind to become the......... NEXT......... PRIME.........MINISTER..........
LOL...:D vip!!! coz i wanted to become rich.... be famous.... lalala....

now... i think being the PM is alot of work... so i still dunno what i want to be when i grew up.....but i hv a dream to work in mediacorp :D actor? tv presenter? director... wow....

maybe it will change next year....

end of post :D

oh... its thusday?

TGIF(Thank Godness Its Fri)..... SHIT(Sorry HuiLi Its Thurs) .....
yea by the time i post this its fri .....
today another boring day......... half of the class went korea... bored...
bored bored......

blah blah........................ cant wait till 16 June!!!

end of post...

leg pain.........

today... went to sch..... EARLY!!! want to sleep longer eh...........
went to sch early just to go naval base............
waited so long for the bus.......... went to sch at 7 then bus came at 8 =.=
bus journey very long.......... motion sickness...
reach there........ surrounded by sea... quite boring.... but saw many things(ships)
then later..... sun came out... i became "roasted"... walk so long until leg cannot tah han..... eh.... then when i tot we can go home.... we had to queue for the bus... +.+........... half an hour queue until sian........ hear balloon burst...
FINALLY can board the bus.... noisy eh! reach sch at abt 2 plus.... trired....
ok thats all....

now for entertainment!!! let me describe the confusing emotions that ppl use...
firstly....
-.- this face means u are sian... or ur eyes too small...

=.= this emotion means double sian... or ur eyes are small but can see eye bag...

+.+ tis emotion means u sian until want to die...

O.o tis emotion means u are surprised! or one of ur eye is bigger than the other...

O.O this means u are very surprised.... or u open ur eyes too big...

>.< tis means u are acting cute.. or ur eyes are crossed...

hmmm.. there are other confusing emotions... like >.> and :X what does it mean?
hmmm.. i dunno..

end of post...

17 may!!! IC and childhood?

today....... is......... 17 may......... a day to relax for awhile......
my fringe is long.... cant see what's in front of me.... must cut it soon...
sigh... the NRIC thing needs a photo that doesnt cover eyebrown... i dun have eh!!
must take photo alr... means fring must be short!! ahh!! the horror!!!

oh ya i said i was gonna talk about my childhood life right? yea... quite lazy to tell now eh... let me give an intro...

i remebered one time i nearly drowned in a swimming pool.... yea... that time i was really young....but i can still rmb a little... that time... i was young.. so i didnt know how to swim... so must hv parental guidance... but that time i had to wait at the 'shore' as my sis is swimming with father's guide.. then i suddenly felt like i know how to swim then i jump in the pool... then automatically... sink down... i rmb i saw flashes of light... i tot someone was taking pic or something.. then later i think my father rescued me... then after that i forgot what happened alr... scary.... so now although i noe how to swim.. i still have a little fear of water... but the pattern on my bag is watery droplets... that one i think its still ok..

ok lazy to tell more...maybe next time.. feel like having a facebook marathon....

end of post~ i want to change blogskin again...

cow joke!

Another week has passed and my mentos is also all gone... Here's a joke to cheer u ppl up...
What do cows use to do maths?
... Ans is... Cow-culator! (Calculator)
Now must start the study "engine"... Then after the exam I will tell u all about my interesting childhood.. Its long but interesting... Cant wait? Then stay tune.. But must study hard like rock ah!
Then exams will be easy like lemon...
Precaution while doing exams:
Dun write too fast!
Reason: due to friction... Ur paper might catch fire.. And then whole sch... Touchwood..
Ok... So.. Yea tats all...


End of post~

Tired... =_=

Wow.. Its finally fri... But there's still many many homeworks waiting for me. Sigh... Still have tution homework.. Sian.. Complain... Its hard to concentrate in this warm weather.. But if it rains.. I feel like sleeping... Everything is so difficult! I must sacrifice some things if I want to do well..for MyE No more facebook..
No more blogging until mye is over...
Must also sacrifice my sleep! Sleep is the hardest thing to sacrifice... I feel sleepy now..but eating makes me feel awake... I would like to thank kitty for her sweets and chocolate! And happy b'day to you! I also want to thank murni for the sweets! It kept me awake during lessons..

End of post~

FRIDAY AT LAST!

hmmmm... today was a short short day....... it started of with bio wii lesson....
team3 present... unfortunately... i hv to present.... i regretted putting so much info on 1 slide.. read until so sian.... =.= next team4 present... ee the pic so... erm... erm... so... undescribable.. couldnt eat my lunch after looking at the pic..
next was wii!! dun like playying wii... so troublesome... must point that control thing to the dunno wat senser.. and its so hard to control it... :-O secondaly... we must stand to play it...tiring...

random question... what rhymes with sudoku???? heh heh...its.... pikachu!!
sudoku pikachu sudoku pikachu... nuts....

wow its raining.......... i dont understand amaths................ T.T
AH HW................. tmr sis going to band syf.. im alone at home... so poor thing... but i can wake up late!!! :D

joke.....???? okok...

hmm so if a baby is born in africa... wat colour will the teeth be???

white? nope... try again...
give up? the ans is... babies dun hv teeth when they are born....haha:D

End of post~

APRIL FOOLS!! you've been fooled!

heh heh!! it 1st of april!! my fav day of the year!! April fools day!!!!
the feeling of fooling ppl is like...great!!! funny to see ppl's reaction... Its so fun to fool that even our eng teacher also fooled us... but then i also got fooled....
so fun fooling ppl... all were succesful... heh heh.. ok... maybe one unsuccesful...
hmmm.... suprisingly amaths teacher never shout today... or did she?
bio pratical... i didnt noe wat i was doing eh... so i just pretended to pour solution then pour here pour there... then suddenly got yellow colour solution!?

regretted not fooling some ppl... next yr must fool more...!

oh yea! i will be live on radio on 98.7fm ... mon 6pm rmb to tune in!!!!


..... haha... u fool! april fools!!!

Germ germ go away come again another day..

This is a letter to germy..

Dear germy,
I know u love me... But I dun love u.. U are not my cup of tea... My only love is s11.. So leave me alone and stop stickin close to me.. U make me sick.. Y cant u find another person.. Just dun find me...
U have been wif me so long and I suffered wif u inside of me...
Go find someone else...
Lametoufu~

End of post

CNY joke??

Joke... Joke...
Its called how to avoid giving 红包.
Ahboy: uncle，恭喜发财！红包拿来.
Uncle: how u noe im married? Tats not my wife.. Er.. Tats my...Brother..

Haha funny right?
Here's another one..

Ah boy: uncle,恭喜发财,红包拿来。
Uncle: u siao ah! I pass the ERP to come here now u want me to give u 红包?!

The end~

Sports day...

Today is sports day... Hmm.. Quite boring... And the sun was staring right in our faces.. Lucky we had umbrella... :-D
I want to watch the dragon movie or kidnapper...
Hmm... Trying to cope wif hw.. I feel so old... I cant think of any good jokes to post..
The flamingo is finally gone I think... Nothing to post anymore so shall end of here..

End of short post~

Darn flamingo!!

For this post I will use quack to represent the F word... Ok? Ok..
So another day in sch.. The quaking flamingo is still in my quaking throat... Oo does it sound vulgar? No right... Lets continue:-)
But yesterday's condition was worst.. "Crying" all day used 2 quacking packets of tissue! Wat the quack! Today.. A little better... I cant control my quacking cough!
Quack! Tmr dun have mineral water provided! In my quacking state I cant drink milo.. As it will be quacking worst...
I bet tmr will be quacking sunny..
oh yea.. today did alot of chicken action... 1st... was during pe... we had to flap like a chicken( jumping jacks)...
then amaths... listening to the teacher screaming was like a chicken being slaughtered....
then choir... we did the chicken laying egg pose... tiring...

End of quacking post~

Ah.. Ta bulay tahan!

Ah yo... So the 辛苦!! Cough... Until face red!! Amaths getting harder!! Now got duno wat alphabet thing.. Or alpha and beta... Sports day is on fri! Its grabing as many mineral water as u can day:-D no la... Im not tat kiasu... Just pray that it wont be sunny on that day... I will be happy alr...

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camp + HK

... tired... camp then.. HK trip... but it was FUN!!
best camp i ever had!! no mud activiy.. no wet activity!!
hate the wooden bed... so hard.. backache plus butt also ache...
happy to go home on the 2nd day... can sleep on my comfy bed...
next day HK trip...

THE 1ST DAY.. in airport...
went airport.. didnt cry... there was just dust in my eyes...
boring... queue and queue for check in of lugguage.. i was in flight 1... none of my classmates was wif me so super boring... sit for 4 hrs in plane watching dumbo the elephsnt... sad show....
finally arrived in Hongkong! temp was damn cool... tour guide is BoBo... hotel also nice... near the river... 1st day wanted to do hw... but no mood... so slept at 12plus..

2nd Day... exchange programme...
1st one to woke up... coz i want to use the toilet 1st as there was 4 ppl in 1 room and only 1 miserable toilet.. then dim sum breakfast....
exchange programme.. okok...then went shopping! shopping didnt buy anything coz everything so ex.... :O but then there was this toilet incident that was most memorable.... dunno who ah... pangseh me at the toilet... <.<
then went back hotel.. went visiting... go to room 669 weilin's room party.. no lah... i went there coz im bored...

3rd day.... disneyland!
late dimsum breakfast.... went disney land.. weather was rather warm...
perform finish... then it was our free and easy! i went wif my 3 other frens went to eat 1st... burger!! then went to sit rides... wah.. they force me to get on this ride... er... it was a kids ride.. but im scared of heights.. so quite scared lah...
then take photo here take photo there.. shop here shop there.... then.. it was space mountain..... the freaky roller coaster... weilin and me had to test the ride... so yea.. it was dark and thrilling.... haahaa... then the other 2.. join in....hmmm they were screaming all the way... lol! fun lah... u all must be jealous!!!
in hotel... sis fren say that sleeping directly infront of the mirror is bad.. coz there was this mirror infront of my bed and next to my sis bed was this creepy pic...
sorry... never take pic... to creepy....

4th day... so fast...
went sight seeing... love the wax museum..... blah blah.. take pic.. oh yes.. and not forgetting the dimsum breakfast! shopping at ladies street... bargin...

5TH day... aiya.. airport again...
run run run rush rush rush to gate dunno wat... almost late! run until ta bulay tahan! in plane... watch sleeping beauty... fantastic fox... sleep... eat..
arrived in singapore.. 30 degrees celcius!!! OMG!!!

I miss the days in HK free from stress... yet so fun... free food

ah.. end of long post.. no one bother to read anyway... so wordy... pic can be found on other blogs, facebook.. blah blah..

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tmr is the last day of chinese new yr! yay!

wah... test test and more test...
tmr is last day of chinese new yr.... yay! must go relative dinner... Boo.. T.T
not looking foward to it.... its not gonna be good....
i have not been osting any jokes lately.... so i am now!!!

Qn: why doesnt the mother snake buys toys for baby snake???
ans: bcoz baby snake is alr born with a rattle!! [rattle snake]

i noe its not that funny... oh well....

im not looking foward to the camp either... hv to sleep in warm and stuffy tents...
no pillow no teddy bear.. lol no fan and worse of all no HP!!! ah!! how can i survive!!!

wondering if the toilets hv doors... hope there is.. if not im gonna sacrifice shower! dun care if i stink in the tent...

I love this banana phone song!! very catchy right?? ring ring ring ring ringring ring
banana phone... haha...

yea thats all... wonder why march holiday is only a week??? and so much holiday hw..

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teachers?

yay! got a new blogskin... cute right...? just like who?? haha....
blog still under construction... i dun quite like the tagboard to be at the left...
maybe coz im a right hander?

lets talk abt teachers... haha.. i find them very funny.... during pri sch... a lot of teachers like to use the microphone thing... i find it super funny.... and also quite annoying... coz it will screech often....

2nd thing.. they tend to forget stuff... and they say we are forgetful... lol...
haha... sometimes u noe when the teacher say.. i will find out for u and tell u when i noe it... but in the end... never... lol... :D

3rd thing funny abt teachers... when they say thank you class... then we also say thank you and goodbye teachers... they didnt say goodbye... T.T

yea.. im gonna observe more funny stuff that they do... and post abt its sometime..
hope no teachers are reading my blog.... lol

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today... is u noe wat day right? so dun hv to type it out coz of lazyness

ah... wat should i ppost today? nothing interesting to post today... every chinese new year is super boring.... only eat and collect red packets only... didnt even get to see lion dance, dragon dance.... blah blah.. etc etc...

im gonna be vegetarian for today.... and tmr i can eat meat again!

today's weather is quite good right? not that scorching... and not even raining...
or was it very warm?? cant rmb...

suprisingly my legs did not ache after xcountry... or maybe its becoz i didnt run... i just walk all the way... :D

I suddenly miss my frens from pri sch... remember the good times... grouping together for projects.. having fun during recess etc etc.. the good times..

i still rmb when i was very very young... i had very long hair [chg topic so fast!:O]
u noe y? coz dunno y last time im scared of cutting my hair...tats wat my mother told me...

then slowly.. i didnt like long hair becoz.. tieing hair was painful... and i didnt like it... -.- haha.. i find it very funny!
i might be changing the blogskin soon...

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CNY+valentine

oo... today is red packet day!!! getting red packets... filled with $$

today is also valentine...can spend it with S11....

heres a valentine joke....

Ben went to a jewellery shop to get an expensive bracelet for his girlfriend...

jeweller: would u like to engrave ur girlfriennd's name on it?
Ben: hmmm... no... instead.. engrave "to my one and only love"
jewller: no problem sir... how very romantic of u... :)
Ben: not exactly romatic...This way if we break up... i can use it again..


note: not my joke... its from the internet... but im hv changed a little to avoid copyright...

100th post + my love

posting again!!! this is my 100th post!! to celebrate this wonderful achievement... i will tell u all abt my love story... sounds interesting? then continue reading!

note: words a little small... blogger got prob... cant change font and size... T.T

My Love Story

Once upon a time ... =.= lol sorry for poor intro....

many of u want to noe lametoufu's love... well here's a true story abt my love... lol... be shocked by the ending.. the conclusion is... read on to find out...

Besides my family.. i have a 2nd love... S11....
i met S11 when i was young...
to me, S11 is so valuble...and i cant live without S11
I love S11 coz...S11 has a face of an important person....
Unfortunately S11 is loved by many others...
My heart sank when S11 is being used by others for greed and their own benefits...
I'm sorry i hv used S11 for greed sometimes..
S11 was always by my side... in sch and at home....
although S11 sometimes bring unhappiness to my family, i will still love S11
Im so sorry that i hv to say my family comes first and S11 2nd..
becoz my family is more important... but without u, my life would be ruined...

"I love u.....S11[money]"

note: S11=$=money

so touching love story right... ending very good right! haha!!
happy chinese new year everyone!! :D

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How i wish...

boring... boring until i forget what does boring means.....

everyday so sleepy.....zzz.... why cant sec have like 2 hrs nap time the remaining hours study...

Amaths so difficult... dun understand..... so many rules.... cant rmb!!!!!


cramming my brain with numbers and rules and definations... cant think of any jokes.[excuses]
im getting older alr..... T.T oldrer ppl less time to post..... younger ppl more time to post....

so ppl out there create ur blogs when u are young! post all the crap u want..... dun wait until u get older want to post something on blog also no time.. sad right...?


how i wish i can be young again.. be immature.... relax everyday ...... play com... play play...

now? dun play play... its study untill ur head drop off.... write notes until ur fingers grow longer

read and read until ur eyes... become smaller......

no wonder when ppl grow old they needa go facial.....

reasons to be younger:
1) i wanna remain cute
2)more time
3)lesser stress....
4)dunno anything... so no nd to worry

etc etc..........

busy busy..... sigh.....
y must maths be so hard???





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Bun joke

so..... long... no... post......
today.... im gonna tell u a joke!


i got this joke from my mother... humour runs in the family you know.....

ok so... there is this CHAR SIEW PAU(meat bun).... and MAN TOU(empty but sweet bun)

the question is which one will CRY????

laa dee dum... doo dee doo.... which one will cry?

wah... want to see answer alr ar?

sure???? k... ans is CHAR SIEW PAU! Why? coz it has feelings!!! hahaahaaahaahaha! get it???

shall post more stuff.....

test test and more test coming up...
Everybody! take a deep breath... and sigh out loud...... while shaking ur head slowly from left to right...

WARNING! THE POST BELOW WILL BE ABT ME EXPRESSING MYSELF AND IF U DUN WANNA READ IT ITS OK....
due to previous post abt me saying that i hv "no" frens.... hai ya... alot of ppl keep on disturbing me abt this...

i want to express my feelings and tell everyone how i feel also cannot is it? hai yo....

okok... i re-do( i dunno how to spell refraise? ) the sentence....

I have frens but they dun.... blah blah... i dunno how to say... i gv u an example.

pair work... nobody will ever say "HL you want to partner me?"

1st day of sch during the lessons we no nd to sit according to index no. no one will ever say... HL can sit with u?

the only thing u all will call me is to lend u stuff... or ask wat hw we hv....

yea... im fussing abt small little matter...

i noe i must change... but no one supports me...so y should i...

oh yes 1 more thing... its not that i hv no feelings... i just dun show it!

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sigh.. 1st week of sch and im alr complaining.... everyday i will be alone.... coz im a loner.... but im not emo... emo ppl are scary ppl.... i HATE secondary life... no frens... teacher also .... why must it be like this!!! i rmb during pe lesson... the pe teacher asked us to get into pairs... i was like wat the crap!!! why cant we do individually why must do in pairs (b'coz i have no frens mah)...

then lucky got one person still hv no partner... so partner her.... but that day there was another person absent.. so if the person was present the person whom im partnering will definitely partner her... .. i would hv no partner... (sounds complicated?)

darn... a teacher in my sch told the class if we ever think that we are ugly, we should walk around the sch and look at all the ppl... and those ppl that we see are ugly and then we will not feel so bad... in my opinion i think this is stupid... i look at everyone in sch and i see everyone is better looking than me... [not that i think im ugly... i think im very adorable... dont u think so? ] haha....

in my view there is no such thing as the word ugly..... if someone calls u ugly or useless or any other nasty... names that you don't like... curse them back.... i mean not curse them to die or get attacked..... if u do that... u are no better than them.... so i ususally curse them to become fat... fatter than me!!! so beware... of Lametoufu..... MUAHAHAHAHA....

sigh again... my b'day has passed.... T.T im 1 yr older... T.T i hate b'days.... who wants to grow old? anyways... I would like to thank those who wished me a happy b'day... although it wasnt a happy one....

im so lonely.... i dun even hv a close fren.... no one in this sch understands me everyone in this sch regard me as emo... so many ppl pretending to be my fren.... why must u pretend when u hate me... curse you all become fat!!!!

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sch"s starting!!!!!! :(

SIGH... Sch is starting soon....

T.T i feel so miserable.....

so many sacrifices to make......

SACRIFICES:
1. sleep zzz.....
2. facebook!!! petville! happy pets!! foopets!!!!
3.maplestory!!! when im going to be lvl 30!!
4.blogspot!!! no more jokes to post=no more ppl view my blog!!!

and lots more!

but there would always be some good points.... like... i can loose weight in PE and walking up this long hill after sch to home.....

as im sad that sch is starting soon... i hv no mood to post any jokes.... sigh....
xian face>> -.-

posting less when sch starts....

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