judge joke?

eh.... Today is teacher's day eve! So can come home early? No... Not really.....
Tmr is a holiday...can play but dun play too much....
Feel like learning tap dancing... Dunno y... Maybe becoz I like the sound of the shoe ...
Here's a joke for laughter....

Judge: so........ do u pled guilty??
Ah beng: I said a thousand times! I didn't do it!
Lawyer: object!
Judge: yes?
Lawyer: he didn't say a thousand times! He only said 5 times!
Judge and ah beng: =.=

Heh heh.... Veh funny right? =.= if u didn't like it... Just pretend u like it... :)

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oh ley! Next week miss 2.4 run again !
I am now posting crap...

Maybe I'll post a poem.. Abt...FISHBALL!!!

Fishball:
It's not a fish,
It's not a ball,
Then why isit called fish ball?

Hahaha!! Short poem!!! Good? Pls coment!!

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missing dog joke

I feel so lucky... I missed 2 times of 2.4km run retest!!! :D

Here's a joke for those who hv a pet at home!

Harry: our dog is missing!
Policeman:why don't u put notices around the area?
Harry: don't be silly! Our dog can't read!!

Haha! So, take good care of ur pets or teach them how to read!

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""""".....""""""..."""""" < morse code!! =.=
Here's another hypnotizing trick u can do by urself or others...

1st step: say milk 7 times.... Milk milk milkmilk milkmilk milk milk..
2nd step: ans this question: wat do cows drink?

Did u say milk??? Haha! Cows drink water mah...

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finally it's Friday!! Yipee!! It means next day there's no horrible sch where I'm always alone.... I'm at home wif my family!!! No one to insult me... My life will come back... eesh I just feel dead in sch... Yes as u have not noticed... My mood is down this week:::""":::""" I will now post a joke to cheer me up...

Joke....
Judge: I'm sending u to prison for 3 months!
Convict: what's the charge?
Judge: there's no charge everything is free...

Hahaha! Good one lametoufu!! Nice joke!!!
Thank you thank you!
Sigh... That made me laugh for 7secs....
Oh well...

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test and tests and more tests! this week is full of darn tests!
ok erm.... sigh i cant think of any good jokes... now my blog is boring like....

i found out that i hv a slow brain... ppl keep telling me im slow... they say, "eh! HL u very slow eh can faster?"
I think slowly ok! dun nd to rub it in... i alr noe im slow! why must u all still hurt my feelings? u think i want to be slow meh? i cant help it! my size alr like tat u still expect me to be fast...
maybe it was becoz many ppl hit, push, knock my head to many times.. causing my brain to think slowly... thats my only logical explanation to be slow... if its not this reason than i dunno any other reasons...

here are some ppl who say im slow... not mentioning names...
*tuition teacher
*frens
*family
*strangers?

i hate this slow problem! i wonder wat can i eat to cure this problem... can it even be cured??
im going mad! but i just dun show it.. im controlling it... im worried one day i might kill myself, or someone...

yes after reading this post u must think im a dangerous person.. dun worry i still hv self control i wont kill anyone... and i still think tat my life is precious...

i will now sadly end my post here...

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national day is coming!

although the title is"national day is coming!" im not really gonna tok about political stuff... i wonder... where ppl get the national flag from... the one to put outside their hse?
i also one eh... but dunno where to get...

here's some of the ans i get when i asked... :
*some say the government give to every estate for free...
*some say u must go to the national day parade and it will be in the goodie bag...
*some say they DIY the flag...
but alot say>>> DUNNO...

different ppl say different ans... which one is true dunno... if u noe can tag the ans...



so yea...tats all...

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! RMB HANG UR FLAG OUTSIDE AR! DUN FORGET!!!

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im back!

Yay im back!!! today... im "more" free... so decided to post...
dun worry ppl... posting will resume to its normal state very soon...

lets see todays topic... will be about bathroom....
u see... i have these bathroom stickers in my bathroom...
and it looks very creepy... y? coz when i shower the stickers are like staring at me...
there's nemo, mickey mouse, winnie the pooh, snoopy... all of them staring... creepy...

ok lets chg the topic... its too creepy to talk abt it...
so ppl usually say elmo is linked to emo.... i also dunno y... if u ask me...
i think Nemo should be linked to the word emo... it sounds closer than elmo...

haha.. so long no joke right? here's one for u all to enjoy...


While at the funeral of her own mother,she met a man
who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'.
She believed him to be her dream partner so much that she
fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his
number and could not find him. A few days later she killed
her sister.
Question:
What was her motive for killing her sister?

the ans is... the woman hopes that if she kills her sis, the man will turn up at the funeral again... the ans quite crazy... if u guessed it u are also crazy... jk...
this post can go on longer but its time for me to say bb... T.T

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