The barney phobia...

i cant believe this! im afraid of barney! its a long story... it all started when i was dreaming... then dunno why suddenly dreamt that this purple dinosaur was chasing after me..... scary....the way it ran was similar to frankenstein... u noe... the monster that walks with the arms stretched out... ok... then... i woke up and realised i was just dreaming... :)

sorry today no joke... because i cant find any good ones to post...

No i cant just end abruptly... disappointing u all....
oh well... all i can say is... ...

TOO BAD:D HOW SAD:D

jkjk... im not gonna end like this... let me post the famous toungue twister to end off my post...

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

for more fun tongue twisters.. vist this website: http://www.americanfolklore.net/tonguetwisters/funny-tonguetwisters.html

ITS LOL TIME!

ok todays joke....
this happened in egypt....sorry i dunno egyption lang so i use singlish...

egyption little boy: daddy.. next time u pass away... should i rmb u as daddy or mummy??

Egyption daddy: ofcourse daddy lar!

egyption little boy: but when u pass away u will be wrapped up an preserved as a mummy!

Egyption daddy: =.="

hahah... tat made me lol for.... 3 secs??? not really tat funny but its quite funny! haha.. tats all dun be greedy for jokes... too much jokes is bad for ur health... so bb now...

the end...

joke

im so sleepy these days... when im sleepy... i dun think much.. therefore... my jokes will be boring.. sorry for boring u ppl... lemme try again.... now...

Q. can u name 3 consecutive days without using : mon,tues,wed,thurs,fri,sat,sun??




give up???


the ans for the joke .... is ...........

yesterday... today...and tomoro!!!


tats all folks...

the end....

The usual

yes... its the usual... joke....

Q: Why is "u" the happiest letter???
A: becoz... its in the middle of FUN !!!

not funny??? fine... one more joke....

Q: how does the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
A: it can make 'her' "hear".....

yup... tats all.. bb

the end...

typical day...

time for a joke....

Qn: what has a tail and a head.... and very useful to us??
give up???

try harder.....

the ans .... is.... : a COIN!!!

my blog is quite boring nowadays right??? i hv pratically nothing to post... im posting crap..

very few ppl visit my blog... im thinking of advertising it.. but how??? oo!! those reading my blog... invite more of ur frens families, come read my blog.... so it will not be so dead.... i dun mind crap on my tagboard too... its fun to hv some spamm.... :D

watched the charity show..... dun ask me abt donating coz i cant donate... 1 call alr $5!!! not that im stingy.. its becoz the economic is low and i hv to save money to buy Osim u dream....(JK)

B to the O to the R to the I to the N to the G to the !!!

the end....

joke??

joke ??? lets seee..

ar! i tot of a joke... here it goes...

One day...i was baking a cake wif my sis...
suddenly... i threw the butter out of the window of our flat.... i live in the 10th floor...
here was the conversation after i threw the butter...

Sis: Oi y u throw the butter out of the window? last butter leh!!!

Me: relax.... i just wanted to see the butter-fly....

sis: =.=''

the end...