3 jokes in one day???

well... I'm posting again! :D yes! there will be jokes... not only 1 joke... but 3!!! ha ha!
feeling excited!!!??? OK then sit back and enjoy the jokes...... :D

this joke that I'm gonna tell u... is gonna be quite.... i dunno how to explain... i didn't really spend much time on this joke... so here's the 1st joke... (appetizer)

Qn : wat do u call a cat with a blank mind???
[i guess you all hv alr known the ans....]

anyway the ans is BLANKET (blank-cat)

now u noe y i dunno how to describe this joke.... lame? FUNNY?[not!] or just too simple?
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2nd joke... also created by me... hmm i dun think you will understand this one.... but nvm...

two ppl... were driving and they got abit lost along the road... so they looked at the map .....

husband: help me look out for a flyover
wife: OK
suddenly the wife saw a fly on the car windscreen....buzz buzzz
wife: hey! there's a fly over there!!!
husband[looking frantically at the road for the flyover]
husband: where got??
wife: there on the windscreen!!!!

i love this joke!!!! but dunno if you all do....
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3rd joke will be revealed after a toilet break good bye...

the end.....

fire station joke?

yay!!! i found another of this blogskin!!! yay!!! heres a joke to celebrate... this... this.... thing..?
ok... here goes....

ahma and her son ah dong are at home one day.... sunddenly a fire broke out.. AH!

Ahma: OMG! faster call the FIRE STATION!!!
Ah dong: aiya...no nd to call lar... sms them can alr...
Ahma: they got hp meh?
Ah dong: yar wat... their no. start with 9 mah...

funny?? funny then laugh lar... not funny... ? also laugh... hahaha....

CREDITS! i would like to thank....

MELISSA NG: she did the words for the joke...
AND...
ME ofc.... i tot of this lame joke... and posted it....
and most of all i would like to thank my fellow viewers of this blog.... that hv liked the jokes that i posted.....

i dun really post my own joke... reason is.... i hv a thought block..... or just lazy to think....
hope u all like this joke... i noe its not really good but.... just pretend to laugh... heehee...

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found it..

FOUD IT!!!
i really miss the old skin... but there was an image error thing..... theres another almost similar skin but there was some error at the side.... so... yea..... i choose this one becoz it has a simlar colur as the old skin...

IM GONNA FIND ANOTHER BLOG SKIN!!!

18th NOV 2009

posting today! i just felt like posting....

haha.... (i just laughed randomly....)

ive got a joke for you all! arent you all happy??? haha...
heres one of my mad doc jokes again! refrence from a comic in the net....

AHBOO has a public speech this afternoon so he feels nervous and decided to go see a doc..... ... ....
AHBOO: Doc!! i think i hv butterflies in my stomach!!!
Mad Doc: Oh! i got a cure!!! here take this! drink this and u will be fine!
AHBOO: Wats this???
Mad DOC: oh... its just insect repellent.....
hope u like it :D

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oh no... dunno why th blog skin like that... the designer might hv removed or deleted the skin or something like that!! how am i gona get it back!!! arh!!!
sigh... next yr is a brand new class... new faces new ppl.... scary... and esp new teachers....
sigh~~~~ i dun wish to be 15 yrs... being 15 to me is very old alr..... why cant i stay young 14... T.T....im not planning to celebrate my b'day next yr... im staying 14 forever!! muahahaa....

The end~

very short post...

Today.... i will.... post.... a joke.... hahaha!!!! and i will not gv u the ans... muahahaha...

Qn: there are 10 copycats on the boat...1 jumps out... how many are there left...?

rmb to tag the ans....this qn was taken from one of the facebook quizzes abt common sense....

haha... use ur brain ar!!
 
ANS: ... u should know the answer lah~ I dont have to spell it out:D

i just rmb that there is the amaths hw... to do...

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