3 jokes in one day???

well... I'm posting again! :D yes! there will be jokes... not only 1 joke... but 3!!! ha ha!
feeling excited!!!??? OK then sit back and enjoy the jokes...... :D

this joke that I'm gonna tell u... is gonna be quite.... i dunno how to explain... i didn't really spend much time on this joke... so here's the 1st joke... (appetizer)

Qn : wat do u call a cat with a blank mind???
[i guess you all hv alr known the ans....]

anyway the ans is BLANKET (blank-cat)

now u noe y i dunno how to describe this joke.... lame? FUNNY?[not!] or just too simple?
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2nd joke... also created by me... hmm i dun think you will understand this one.... but nvm...

two ppl... were driving and they got abit lost along the road... so they looked at the map .....

husband: help me look out for a flyover
wife: OK
suddenly the wife saw a fly on the car windscreen....buzz buzzz
wife: hey! there's a fly over there!!!
husband[looking frantically at the road for the flyover]
husband: where got??
wife: there on the windscreen!!!!

i love this joke!!!! but dunno if you all do....
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3rd joke will be revealed after a toilet break good bye...

the end.....