Wednesday, March 12, 2014

You're not fat unless you explode!

OK I'm back to blog!
This will be another nonsense advice post that MAY or may NOT help you:D



Many PeoPLe are upset with their body. sometimes me too

Well let LAMETOUFU give you some words of comfort : "THERE THERE, you are not alone"

Here's how to not feel so bad about your body:

-Buy the right mirror, cos' the left mirror will always make you look a little more chubbier:)

-Do NOT compare your body with skinny ppl, (esp athletes,models, actors)
Cos' the more you look the worse you feel?
They have skinny bodies cos' they have to, they sacrifice a lot to have this "perfect" bodies. We   should not be suffering so much just to have their bodies.

-What you should do: Aim for a healthy range

- HOW?
Hokey pokey.
When standing, try not to stand still. Shake a bit here, shake a bit there.
This will not only lose some calories, it will also prevent mosquito bites HAHA..

warning: ppl may think you're crazy..



okay that's the end of the how to not feel so bad about your body!
hope that helps...



End of post~



 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

My W.O feelings

You know what's cool about the Winter Olympics?
-The Snow la!
"ba-dum-bum-CHING" (rimshot)
 
Actually..... I don't know anything about the winter Olympics,
but one thing for sure, I know the Eskimos are gonna win!
 
 
HAHA.. jokes aside, the winter Olympics is really interesting to watch!
Especially the jump ski!!!!!
 
 
 
It makes me feel like singing...
 
 
 
I believe I can touch the sky...
 
 
 
haha..ok that's all for now...
 
 
 
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Thursday, February 6, 2014

Journey to meet God of fortune...

sorry sorry sorry sorry....
didn't post in a long time....


Lemme wish all of you a very HAPPY CNY!!

So.... when life gives you lemons..... give them back cos you're suppose to get oranges! 


Haha now Follow me as I  meet the god of fortune .. HUAT AH!

JOURNEY to meet Cai Shen....







Did you spot him from afar?









We are getting nearer...................








 




FINALLY!!!! we are all bless with richness now.. haha
 

Friday, January 17, 2014

airplane joke

Heard this joke from my mother (I think true story?)

[On the plane....].

Stewardess: Hi today's menu we have fish and duck, which one would you like to have?

Person: Hmmmm.. can I have both??

Stewardess: Sure! you can have 1/4 fish and 3/4 duck!!!!!!


DID YOU KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT?????
give yourself a few minutes to think......






well.... 1/4 of fish is "F" cos the word fish has 4 letters..
and 3/4 of duck is "UCK"

so.................................... hahaha now u get it????


wow this stewardess really power man! I like her sense of humor!!!

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

How ready are u for the new year?

TMR we would all time travel to the next year....

So next year... we all have to make one similar change in our lives....

That is.... to write the year as



2014 ...... instead of 2013

Major change..


It took me veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long to change my miiind from 2012 to 2013


so must start early!!!

think 2014 now!!!!!!

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014

2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014 2014


Can you find the 2013 among the 2014s?





you can't?
 bcos you're not suppose to! don't bother abt the past already!!! aiyoooooooooo!!

look fowards to 2014.....

look forward to the auspicious  20/14/2014 where every couple wanna get married!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D




end of post~

Friday, December 27, 2013

nonsense ranting..........

Merry belated Christmas!!!!!

hope you had a very merry holiday........

2013 is ending hais.....

more and more confused on what I wanna do in the future:(

I tried to like the current course I'm studying, but the more i'm in it, the more lost I get..

I can't seem to understand the principles of the modules.. and when I do, I'll forget...

What makes it worse is that I don't hv close frens in class... 

maybe i'm just antisocial.... I just cant seem to get along with ppl theses days..

I feel like quitting... but ive been in it for almost  2 years., 1 more year to go..hais.. so must endure...


HOPE 2014 will be better....

Friday, December 20, 2013

Gifts I give friends for christmas

Lemme introduce a character I created....

This is Justin, Justin BeeBird.. LOL

Anyway... it's like 5 days more to Christmas!!!

I don't celebrate Christmas:( but I still receive presents XD!
Cos' there's a saying:

"Receiving is a whole lot better than giving lor!"

haha.... kidding....

I always have trouble thinking of gift ideas....  

This is what i have given friends for Christmas for past 2 years:

1) crochet stockings with chocolates

credits: Zooyummy

Didnt take pic of my work that time:( but mine wasn't as nice as the pic above:(











2. Plushie keychains



From: HAYLICIOUS21 instagram,.. yes i stole it muahaha

good for Christmas ornament... :D

This year, I have no idea what to give... maybe i shall not give haha... 
good idea isn't it...? hahhahahaahahaha............................


Oh well.. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! merry Xmas!!!


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