3 Places Pregnant women should not go

a little disclaimer b4 you read this post:  this post is just a joke so please do not take it seriously... or very seriously... don't feel angry reading this, but feel amused after reading this... I hope:)


#1 LIFTS
Based on many many tv shows... pregnant ladies who takes the lift, the lift will always suddenly break down.
Pregnant ladies have this special power ehh.. haha
No la.. maybe if your pregnancy is still in the early stages, you are allowed to take the lifts haha...
If you are gonna give birth i advice you to hmmm take the stairs.. haha no la... i mean try not to go downstairs???

#2 SWIMMING POOLS
cos your baby might be confused.. the baby is alr swimming in you, and if you swim it will be....
SWIMCEPTION....
sorry it doesnt make sense...

#3 FRIENDS'/ RELATIVE'S HOUSE
The only thing they would be interested is your baby, and questions are sure to come in like a machine gun.

Vampire theory

Haha i always wondered why in movies when vampires bite a human, the human will turn into a vampire.

In real life... when people lose a whole lot of blood they will be dead~

So my sis told me this theory that made a lot of sense to me haha it enlightened me lol.

Ok so... when vampires suck your blood... then you won't hv anymore blood... then you will need more blood soooo..  u will turn into a vampire to get more blood!

Done!

End of post~

Divergent review!

Just watched DIVERGENT on Friday~

The movie was cool to a certain extent..
The factions choosing part was really interesting.
I thought dauntless was a cool faction until they changed the rules.....

What I dislike in movies are the sudden loud noises! I hate it when it frights me~
I hv a weak heart:(

I don't know why but divergent reminds me of the hunger games haha..

The ending is not satisfactory to me haha..
Furthermore.... the good ppl die!
I dun like when good ppl die:(

So my overall rating for this movie is.....
3.5
-Good content and story
-everything looked real until Beatrice used the knife to stab the erutide's leader(?) hand.
-ending doesn't give a punch, unless there is divergent 2?

After the movie i did a quiz about "which divergent faction are u?"

And i got.... AMITY!!
Ok actually i got erutide at first... but first results are not accurate right???

Here's the link to the quiz if u wanna take it:)

http://m.zimbio.com/quiz/DAqISCfIbdV/Divergent+Faction

April fools!

So yesterday was APril fools!!

Did you manage to fool ppl? hahaha i did!
Me and my sis were at home, and i thought it would be a waste that I didnt "fool" her..
 so... this was what i did...

when the monkey god theme song was played in channel 8, here's our conver..

 I: "Eh.. you know ppl say this song is cursed"

Mei: "really meh"

I: APRIL FOOLS!!! hahaaha

Mei: =.=

hahahaha.......

then on insta.. I posted a pic of myself without specs...

and captioned that i was wearing contacts hehe~

some believed haha until they saw that it was a joke:P

but the best april fools joke this year was the GOOGLE map pokemon challenge!!
WIsh it was real! so cool lor!

You're not fat unless you explode!

OK I'm back to blog!

This will be another nonsense advice post that MAY or may NOT help you:D

Many PeoPLe are upset with their body. sometimes me too

Well let LAMETOUFU give you some words of comfort : "THERE THERE, you are not alone"

Here's how to not feel so bad about your body:

-Buy the right mirror, cos' the left mirror will always make you look a little more chubbier:)

-Do NOT compare your body with skinny ppl, (esp athletes,models, actors)
Cos' the more you look the worse you feel?
They have skinny bodies cos' they have to, they sacrifice a lot to have this "perfect" bodies. We   should not be suffering so much just to have their bodies.

-What you should do: Aim for a healthy range

- HOW?
Hokey pokey.
When standing, try not to stand still. Shake a bit here, shake a bit there.
This will not only lose some calories, it will also prevent mosquito bites HAHA..

warning: ppl may think you're crazy..



okay that's the end of the how to not feel so bad about your body!
hope that helps...



End of post~



 

My W.O feelings

You know what's cool about the Winter Olympics?

-The Snow la!

"ba-dum-bum-CHING" (rimshot)

 

Actually..... I don't know anything about the winter Olympics,

but one thing for sure, I know the Eskimos are gonna win!

 

 

HAHA.. jokes aside, the winter Olympics is really interesting to watch!
Especially the jump ski!!!!!

 

 

 

It makes me feel like singing...

 

 

 

I believe I can touch the sky...

 

 

 

haha..ok that's all for now...

 

 

 

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Journey to meet God of fortune...

sorry sorry sorry sorry....
didn't post in a long time....


Lemme wish all of you a very HAPPY CNY!!

So.... when life gives you lemons..... give them back cos you're suppose to get oranges! 

Haha now Follow me as I  meet the god of fortune .. HUAT AH!

JOURNEY to meet Cai Shen....

Did you spot him from afar?

We are getting nearer...................








 

FINALLY!!!! we are all bless with richness now.. haha