Eww "pick up lines"

If your face is itchy, then here are some "pick up lines" u can use....


Boy=B              Girl=G

#1
G: Don't kiss me, you're gonna leave a pimple!!
B: That's because my lips are so attached to your face that they had to leave a mark.
SLAP

#2
G: You're so selfish!!! always thinking of yourself!!!
B: Thinking of me, makes me think of you~~
SLAP

#3
G: You're lying!
B: You love the way I lie~~
G: I'm not Rihanna
B: yea, but You da one that i dream abt all day~

SLAP

#4
G calls B
G: Where are you?!?!?!?!?!?!
B: In your heart
SLAP (virtual slap)

#5
G: Where are you going???????
B: Somewhere you will miss me~
SLAP

#6
G: Do I look okay?
B: When I see your face 
     There's not a thing that I would change
     'Cause you're amazing
      Just the way you are~
SLAP

lol.....  Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are Lyrics | MetroLyrics 
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