Halloooooween is comming!

October is ending and NOvember is coming  NOOOOOOOoooooo so fast... and soon 2013 is ending... :O

Halloween is coming in a few days.... muahaha! But too bad it's not a Public Holiday
:( still hv to go to school....

Deepavali is also coming! another holiday which cannot "skip" school because it falls on a Saturday:(

Halloween is a good time for all vampires, zombies and etc... to be themselves! Can get sweet somemore! Kill 2 birds with one stone!!




Here's a Halloween joke for u:)

Q. What you can't say during Halloween?

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Ans: Bye! cos' it's HALLOween :P

Happy trick or treating:) but beware of whom you answer the door to >:D muahahaha

When Lecturers joke in class...

This semester really very the...
Everyday is so draining.... Esp when lectures are at 8am and 5pm :O!!!

But sometimes, Lecturers joke with us to make us "wake up"


During maths we were talking about Newton law? or something .....

Then the lecturer suddenly said, "Luckily not Durian drop on his head, if not no more newton..."

During FPM, the lecturer suddenly talked about airplanes,

and he asked us, "how does airplanes fly?"

So someone told him, " because got engine"

Then he replied," My car got engine how come cannot fly??"

Then another said, "because got wing!"

Then he replied, " Chicken got wing how come cannot fly???"

The way he said it was funnier.... compared to me typing out haha

But most lectures are boring:( If the chair was more comfortable, I think I can become sleeping beauty already:P


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construction jokes :D

Everywhere you go-oh u will see contructions~ 

Here bang there bang, road blocks everywhere :O 

Q. Which is the most friendliest trucks at the site??

A. Cement mixtures! Cos they like to mix around! Haha :P 

Next..... 

Q. Which is the richest ?

A. Loader tractors, coz they're loaded....

Last one....

Q. Which country has the most construction?

A. Ukraine! Cos U-crane...  

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When I was little #throwback

When I was a little.. child........

 

I thought the numbers stop at 100...

To my horror the numbers were never ending!

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

69 was just an ordinary number...

Now... it is still a number.. and sth else...

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

 I got confused with Disney movies....

1) Tarzan and Jungle book

2)Sinbad and Aladdin

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

the bad word was "Shut Up"

One day the maid said it, and I was like.. "orh hor.."

 

When I was a little.. child........

someone told me that Mummies/ghosts lived in walls....

and when you put your ear against the wall to listen, you can hear their movement.... ooooo...

 

 

 

When I was a little.. child........

I was adorable!

 

 

 

 

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ARE YOU READY FOR SCHOOL?

New semester is starting next mon!.... almost forgot how to spell tmr LOL.... it still looks weird though....

Am I ready for school to start??? 

N...O 

NO

WHY??????

1) My hair is too short.. haha.. 

 My hair was getting out of shape, and I waited till the last min to go have a haircut.

Then I told the lady to cut short o_o so now really very short hahahaha ...

2) My fav jeans got HOLE!!

I did a split and..... haha jk... i was just fat.. 

I cant wear it anymore... feel so sad that I'm not ready for school~~ HUHU  TT^TT

3) My brain is not FRESH yet

no, it's neither rotten, it's just not fresh:P

4) Body clock not set correctly... ahhhhhhhhh 

sleeping late recently.. possible jet-lag may occur :O

Holidays are almost almost over... and I'm missing it already.... :(

Ok here's Something to REFRESH your brain to get ready for school!!!

Q.If there was 3 apples you took 2 away, how many do you have?????

It's easy so don't give up so easily ah!

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A. The ans is 2!!!! 

HAH! that was too easy... if you didn't get it here's another one!

Q. If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes 4 strawberries, 5 bananas, what do you get?

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give up eh?

A. A fruit salad!

HAHA! hope your brain is fresh as those fruit qns!

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Eww "pick up lines"

If your face is itchy, then here are some "pick up lines" u can use....


Boy=B              Girl=G

#1
G: Don't kiss me, you're gonna leave a pimple!!
B: That's because my lips are so attached to your face that they had to leave a mark.
SLAP

#2
G: You're so selfish!!! always thinking of yourself!!!
B: Thinking of me, makes me think of you~~
SLAP

#3
G: You're lying!
B: You love the way I lie~~
G: I'm not Rihanna
B: yea, but You da one that i dream abt all day~

SLAP

#4
G calls B
G: Where are you?!?!?!?!?!?!
B: In your heart
SLAP (virtual slap)

#5
G: Where are you going???????
B: Somewhere you will miss me~
SLAP

#6
G: Do I look okay?
B: When I see your face 
     There's not a thing that I would change
     'Cause you're amazing
      Just the way you are~
SLAP

lol.....  Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are Lyrics | MetroLyrics 
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Falling joke

Why do bats sleep upside down???

give up???? 
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Ans: So that when it falls , it will fall down and not up?

                    [Ahhh.. my joke doesn't make any sense:( ]

Next joke!!!

How do you help a person who cant sleep???????

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PUSH THE PERSON OFF THE BED, so that they can FALL asleep :P






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