yes!!! Its finally OVER!!!woohoo! but cannot celebrate yet... coz... there will always be results day... sigh... T.T
so long no post... but that doesnt mean im gonna post a long long post...
yes.. i noe i owe u all alot of jokes... here is 2 for u all...
1st joke
Qn: why cant u teach the baby to say daddy and mummy at the same time??
its common sense..... ponder ponder....
give up alr? no fun eh u all....
Ans: bcoz if u teach the baby both at the same time he might accidently say dummy....
(daddy+mummy=dummy)..... so instead of teaching the baby to say daddy or mummy they call u dummy...! i noe this is not funny.... i tried my best alr.... so gv me face and laugh....
2nd joke...
abt a stupid kidnap story... and the advantage to be fat...
one day the kidnapper wanted to kidnap a rich family's boy....
then the kidnapper car very the small... the boy... very the fat...
so.... the boy cannot fit in the car.... so in the end no kidnap....
The end....
i noe wat u gonna say... lame right....?
anyway.... my fren melissa ng... begged me to post her joke... its called the funny sms conver.
Melissa Ng's joke:
HL: lol
melissa Ng:u lol me?!!! i lol lol u back!!!
HL: haha
melissa: u haha me?!!! i haha u back!
HL: ( is said sth lame but i forgot wat it was)
Melissa:...speechless...but i dun noe y im still talking
the end of post....
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