How to become the COOLEST or HOTTEST person in the world?

Always wanting to be cool or hot? or both at the same time?

Well... here's how...

 

If you wanna become HOT..........

Go for a tan.. tan yourself to be as dark as possible...

cos' the darker you are the more you will absorb heat and become HOT.....

 

If you wanna become COOL.....

Unfortunately it's harder to be cool... unless you're a vampire.......

hmmm maybe that's why MJ is so cool :D

 

 

If you wanna be both....

Don't be greedy!!!!!!! unless you wanna become an Oreo!

 

 

 

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Pray for Philippines

As you are reading this post, many people in Philippine are suffering after the typhoon. Finding proper shelter, food and water...

 

Thousands of lives lost, many homes destroyed.....

 

why....
why is such disastrous things happening to our world?

 

There is no answer to nature..

 

We really have to cherish our lives...

 

really very scary eh...  watching the news .... seeing the wind, the rain so strong... then the water level rising above knee level.... really can't compare to sg flood.
I also can't imagine how those cameraman would risk their lives to capture such a terrifying scene.

 

Today also watched the 1030pm show on channel 8 about the 3 sg uni girls surviving the typhoon.

I'm glad they survived, I still rmb that day when their pic was posted on twitter stating that these 3 girls were missing... Luckily they manage to come back safe and sound!

 

I wish that I have magical power to make things better for Philippines... hope they will recover soon!

 

 

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Tired....

HELLO November!

2013 ending already.....

 

Don't know why this week I feel so blur and always day dreaming....

 

When classmates ask me questions I would "HUH?"

 

school is not going so well for me this week...... :(

 

Lucky I have a little joke to cheer me up....

Which fruit has no sense of direction???

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 well if you don't bother guessing, here's the answer.... ORANGE...

Why??? bcos it's dis-orange-tated (disorientated)
so those wearing orange now, you're disorientated! hahahaha.....




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Halloooooween is comming!

October is ending and NOvember is coming  NOOOOOOOoooooo so fast... and soon 2013 is ending... :O

Halloween is coming in a few days.... muahaha! But too bad it's not a Public Holiday
:( still hv to go to school....

Deepavali is also coming! another holiday which cannot "skip" school because it falls on a Saturday:(

Halloween is a good time for all vampires, zombies and etc... to be themselves! Can get sweet somemore! Kill 2 birds with one stone!!




Here's a Halloween joke for u:)

Q. What you can't say during Halloween?

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Ans: Bye! cos' it's HALLOween :P

Happy trick or treating:) but beware of whom you answer the door to >:D muahahaha

When Lecturers joke in class...

This semester really very the...
Everyday is so draining.... Esp when lectures are at 8am and 5pm :O!!!

But sometimes, Lecturers joke with us to make us "wake up"


During maths we were talking about Newton law? or something .....

Then the lecturer suddenly said, "Luckily not Durian drop on his head, if not no more newton..."

During FPM, the lecturer suddenly talked about airplanes,

and he asked us, "how does airplanes fly?"

So someone told him, " because got engine"

Then he replied," My car got engine how come cannot fly??"

Then another said, "because got wing!"

Then he replied, " Chicken got wing how come cannot fly???"

The way he said it was funnier.... compared to me typing out haha

But most lectures are boring:( If the chair was more comfortable, I think I can become sleeping beauty already:P


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construction jokes :D

Everywhere you go-oh u will see contructions~ 

Here bang there bang, road blocks everywhere :O 

Q. Which is the most friendliest trucks at the site??

A. Cement mixtures! Cos they like to mix around! Haha :P 

Next..... 

Q. Which is the richest ?

A. Loader tractors, coz they're loaded....

Last one....

Q. Which country has the most construction?

A. Ukraine! Cos U-crane...  

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When I was little #throwback

When I was a little.. child........

 

I thought the numbers stop at 100...

To my horror the numbers were never ending!

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

69 was just an ordinary number...

Now... it is still a number.. and sth else...

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

 I got confused with Disney movies....

1) Tarzan and Jungle book

2)Sinbad and Aladdin

 

When I was a little.. child........

 

the bad word was "Shut Up"

One day the maid said it, and I was like.. "orh hor.."

 

When I was a little.. child........

someone told me that Mummies/ghosts lived in walls....

and when you put your ear against the wall to listen, you can hear their movement.... ooooo...

 

 

 

When I was a little.. child........

I was adorable!

 

 

 

 

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