Lametoufu is back!!! there has been many complains abt the prob of blogging..... [i sound like the blog creater...] dun worry it will be solved soon... i think..... at least still can blog wat....

im gonna talk abt something funny yesterday[thursday]

geog lesson: i smelled popcorn
MT lesson: i smelled twisty!!
Lit lesson : i smelled hamburger...
after sch... i smelled chicken essence...

*strange*......
maybe i was imagining stuff.... smellucinating...

no joke today.....it takes time to think of a good joke leh!

good mood=can think of jokes
bad mood= cannot think of jokes to blog... so just copy joke book.....

ok tats all folks...

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bata?

ok.... im back..... here's a joke for all of u loyal readers out there!

this joke... i created by my self.....

what do u call a path for the mad people?

ans: physcopath!!! get it?? no? nvm...

do u think hypnotising is impossible... well here's a trick to prove it wrong....
i will make u say the wrong word....

ok... 1st say "bata" 10 times... bata bata bata... bata... bata bata.....

.....

now read this word out loud>> DATA



did u say dah-ta?
haha! i tricked u!
its suppposed to be dae-ta

now do u believe in hypnosis???
muahahahaha.....

u can try this on ur frens... i tried on 2 ppl.... they both said dah-ta...!!! :D

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Bedrooms DO's & DON'T

so long no post! coz very busy wif hw....
i have no joke to post today....
Lemme tell u some do's an dont's for ur bed room...

DON'Ts:

*DON'T put ur bed under the aircon... coz if the aircon leak... u will be sleeping in a swiming pool...

* DON'T put plants in ur bed room... it is not becoz of the competion wif oxygen... its becoz... at night... ur plants will eat everything! Even U! rmb to lock ur plants in a cage....

*DON'T put a clock in ur room.... instead keep a rooster...
if u put a clock in ur room u will keep seeing the time... and u cant go to sleep... the rooster will help wake u up...

*DON'T put a TV in your room... coz... sometime u will tend to sleep wif the tv on... in the end the tv watch u not u watch the tv.... :D

now for the DOs

DOs

*DO sleep in ur bed room!

thats all folks....

*tHe EnD*

The barney phobia...

i cant believe this! im afraid of barney! its a long story... it all started when i was dreaming... then dunno why suddenly dreamt that this purple dinosaur was chasing after me..... scary....the way it ran was similar to frankenstein... u noe... the monster that walks with the arms stretched out... ok... then... i woke up and realised i was just dreaming... :)

sorry today no joke... because i cant find any good ones to post...

No i cant just end abruptly... disappointing u all....
oh well... all i can say is... ...

TOO BAD:D HOW SAD:D

jkjk... im not gonna end like this... let me post the famous toungue twister to end off my post...

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

for more fun tongue twisters.. vist this website: http://www.americanfolklore.net/tonguetwisters/funny-tonguetwisters.html

ITS LOL TIME!

ok todays joke....
this happened in egypt....sorry i dunno egyption lang so i use singlish...

egyption little boy: daddy.. next time u pass away... should i rmb u as daddy or mummy??

Egyption daddy: ofcourse daddy lar!

egyption little boy: but when u pass away u will be wrapped up an preserved as a mummy!

Egyption daddy: =.="

hahah... tat made me lol for.... 3 secs??? not really tat funny but its quite funny! haha.. tats all dun be greedy for jokes... too much jokes is bad for ur health... so bb now...

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joke

im so sleepy these days... when im sleepy... i dun think much.. therefore... my jokes will be boring.. sorry for boring u ppl... lemme try again.... now...

Q. can u name 3 consecutive days without using : mon,tues,wed,thurs,fri,sat,sun??




give up???


the ans for the joke .... is ...........

yesterday... today...and tomoro!!!


tats all folks...

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The usual

yes... its the usual... joke....

Q: Why is "u" the happiest letter???
A: becoz... its in the middle of FUN !!!

not funny??? fine... one more joke....

Q: how does the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
A: it can make 'her' "hear".....

yup... tats all.. bb

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