CNY joke??

Joke... Joke...
Its called how to avoid giving 红包.
Ahboy: uncle，恭喜发财！红包拿来.
Uncle: how u noe im married? Tats not my wife.. Er.. Tats my...Brother..

Haha funny right?
Here's another one..

Ah boy: uncle,恭喜发财,红包拿来。
Uncle: u siao ah! I pass the ERP to come here now u want me to give u 红包?!

The end~

Sports day...

Today is sports day... Hmm.. Quite boring... And the sun was staring right in our faces.. Lucky we had umbrella... :-D
I want to watch the dragon movie or kidnapper...
Hmm... Trying to cope wif hw.. I feel so old... I cant think of any good jokes to post..
The flamingo is finally gone I think... Nothing to post anymore so shall end of here..

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Darn flamingo!!

For this post I will use quack to represent the F word... Ok? Ok..
So another day in sch.. The quaking flamingo is still in my quaking throat... Oo does it sound vulgar? No right... Lets continue:-)
But yesterday's condition was worst.. "Crying" all day used 2 quacking packets of tissue! Wat the quack! Today.. A little better... I cant control my quacking cough!
Quack! Tmr dun have mineral water provided! In my quacking state I cant drink milo.. As it will be quacking worst...
I bet tmr will be quacking sunny..
oh yea.. today did alot of chicken action... 1st... was during pe... we had to flap like a chicken( jumping jacks)...
then amaths... listening to the teacher screaming was like a chicken being slaughtered....
then choir... we did the chicken laying egg pose... tiring...

End of quacking post~

Ah.. Ta bulay tahan!

Ah yo... So the 辛苦!! Cough... Until face red!! Amaths getting harder!! Now got duno wat alphabet thing.. Or alpha and beta... Sports day is on fri! Its grabing as many mineral water as u can day:-D no la... Im not tat kiasu... Just pray that it wont be sunny on that day... I will be happy alr...

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camp + HK

... tired... camp then.. HK trip... but it was FUN!!
best camp i ever had!! no mud activiy.. no wet activity!!
hate the wooden bed... so hard.. backache plus butt also ache...
happy to go home on the 2nd day... can sleep on my comfy bed...
next day HK trip...

THE 1ST DAY.. in airport...
went airport.. didnt cry... there was just dust in my eyes...
boring... queue and queue for check in of lugguage.. i was in flight 1... none of my classmates was wif me so super boring... sit for 4 hrs in plane watching dumbo the elephsnt... sad show....
finally arrived in Hongkong! temp was damn cool... tour guide is BoBo... hotel also nice... near the river... 1st day wanted to do hw... but no mood... so slept at 12plus..

2nd Day... exchange programme...
1st one to woke up... coz i want to use the toilet 1st as there was 4 ppl in 1 room and only 1 miserable toilet.. then dim sum breakfast....
exchange programme.. okok...then went shopping! shopping didnt buy anything coz everything so ex.... :O but then there was this toilet incident that was most memorable.... dunno who ah... pangseh me at the toilet... <.<
then went back hotel.. went visiting... go to room 669 weilin's room party.. no lah... i went there coz im bored...

3rd day.... disneyland!
late dimsum breakfast.... went disney land.. weather was rather warm...
perform finish... then it was our free and easy! i went wif my 3 other frens went to eat 1st... burger!! then went to sit rides... wah.. they force me to get on this ride... er... it was a kids ride.. but im scared of heights.. so quite scared lah...
then take photo here take photo there.. shop here shop there.... then.. it was space mountain..... the freaky roller coaster... weilin and me had to test the ride... so yea.. it was dark and thrilling.... haahaa... then the other 2.. join in....hmmm they were screaming all the way... lol! fun lah... u all must be jealous!!!
in hotel... sis fren say that sleeping directly infront of the mirror is bad.. coz there was this mirror infront of my bed and next to my sis bed was this creepy pic...
sorry... never take pic... to creepy....

4th day... so fast...
went sight seeing... love the wax museum..... blah blah.. take pic.. oh yes.. and not forgetting the dimsum breakfast! shopping at ladies street... bargin...

5TH day... aiya.. airport again...
run run run rush rush rush to gate dunno wat... almost late! run until ta bulay tahan! in plane... watch sleeping beauty... fantastic fox... sleep... eat..
arrived in singapore.. 30 degrees celcius!!! OMG!!!

I miss the days in HK free from stress... yet so fun... free food

ah.. end of long post.. no one bother to read anyway... so wordy... pic can be found on other blogs, facebook.. blah blah..

the end~

tmr is the last day of chinese new yr! yay!

wah... test test and more test...
tmr is last day of chinese new yr.... yay! must go relative dinner... Boo.. T.T
not looking foward to it.... its not gonna be good....
i have not been osting any jokes lately.... so i am now!!!

Qn: why doesnt the mother snake buys toys for baby snake???
ans: bcoz baby snake is alr born with a rattle!! [rattle snake]

i noe its not that funny... oh well....

im not looking foward to the camp either... hv to sleep in warm and stuffy tents...
no pillow no teddy bear.. lol no fan and worse of all no HP!!! ah!! how can i survive!!!

wondering if the toilets hv doors... hope there is.. if not im gonna sacrifice shower! dun care if i stink in the tent...

I love this banana phone song!! very catchy right?? ring ring ring ring ringring ring
banana phone... haha...

yea thats all... wonder why march holiday is only a week??? and so much holiday hw..

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teachers?

yay! got a new blogskin... cute right...? just like who?? haha....
blog still under construction... i dun quite like the tagboard to be at the left...
maybe coz im a right hander?

lets talk abt teachers... haha.. i find them very funny.... during pri sch... a lot of teachers like to use the microphone thing... i find it super funny.... and also quite annoying... coz it will screech often....

2nd thing.. they tend to forget stuff... and they say we are forgetful... lol...
haha... sometimes u noe when the teacher say.. i will find out for u and tell u when i noe it... but in the end... never... lol... :D

3rd thing funny abt teachers... when they say thank you class... then we also say thank you and goodbye teachers... they didnt say goodbye... T.T

yea.. im gonna observe more funny stuff that they do... and post abt its sometime..
hope no teachers are reading my blog.... lol

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