today... is u noe wat day right? so dun hv to type it out coz of lazyness

ah... wat should i ppost today? nothing interesting to post today... every chinese new year is super boring.... only eat and collect red packets only... didnt even get to see lion dance, dragon dance.... blah blah.. etc etc...

im gonna be vegetarian for today.... and tmr i can eat meat again!

today's weather is quite good right? not that scorching... and not even raining...
or was it very warm?? cant rmb...

suprisingly my legs did not ache after xcountry... or maybe its becoz i didnt run... i just walk all the way... :D

I suddenly miss my frens from pri sch... remember the good times... grouping together for projects.. having fun during recess etc etc.. the good times..

i still rmb when i was very very young... i had very long hair [chg topic so fast!:O]
u noe y? coz dunno y last time im scared of cutting my hair...tats wat my mother told me...

then slowly.. i didnt like long hair becoz.. tieing hair was painful... and i didnt like it... -.- haha.. i find it very funny!
i might be changing the blogskin soon...

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CNY+valentine

oo... today is red packet day!!! getting red packets... filled with $$

today is also valentine...can spend it with S11....

heres a valentine joke....

Ben went to a jewellery shop to get an expensive bracelet for his girlfriend...

jeweller: would u like to engrave ur girlfriennd's name on it?
Ben: hmmm... no... instead.. engrave "to my one and only love"
jewller: no problem sir... how very romantic of u... :)
Ben: not exactly romatic...This way if we break up... i can use it again..


note: not my joke... its from the internet... but im hv changed a little to avoid copyright...

100th post + my love

posting again!!! this is my 100th post!! to celebrate this wonderful achievement... i will tell u all abt my love story... sounds interesting? then continue reading!

note: words a little small... blogger got prob... cant change font and size... T.T

My Love Story

Once upon a time ... =.= lol sorry for poor intro....

many of u want to noe lametoufu's love... well here's a true story abt my love... lol... be shocked by the ending.. the conclusion is... read on to find out...

Besides my family.. i have a 2nd love... S11....
i met S11 when i was young...
to me, S11 is so valuble...and i cant live without S11
I love S11 coz...S11 has a face of an important person....
Unfortunately S11 is loved by many others...
My heart sank when S11 is being used by others for greed and their own benefits...
I'm sorry i hv used S11 for greed sometimes..
S11 was always by my side... in sch and at home....
although S11 sometimes bring unhappiness to my family, i will still love S11
Im so sorry that i hv to say my family comes first and S11 2nd..
becoz my family is more important... but without u, my life would be ruined...

"I love u.....S11[money]"

note: S11=$=money

so touching love story right... ending very good right! haha!!
happy chinese new year everyone!! :D

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How i wish...

boring... boring until i forget what does boring means.....

everyday so sleepy.....zzz.... why cant sec have like 2 hrs nap time the remaining hours study...

Amaths so difficult... dun understand..... so many rules.... cant rmb!!!!!


cramming my brain with numbers and rules and definations... cant think of any jokes.[excuses]
im getting older alr..... T.T oldrer ppl less time to post..... younger ppl more time to post....

so ppl out there create ur blogs when u are young! post all the crap u want..... dun wait until u get older want to post something on blog also no time.. sad right...?


how i wish i can be young again.. be immature.... relax everyday ...... play com... play play...

now? dun play play... its study untill ur head drop off.... write notes until ur fingers grow longer

read and read until ur eyes... become smaller......

no wonder when ppl grow old they needa go facial.....

reasons to be younger:
1) i wanna remain cute
2)more time
3)lesser stress....
4)dunno anything... so no nd to worry

etc etc..........

busy busy..... sigh.....
y must maths be so hard???





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Bun joke

so..... long... no... post......
today.... im gonna tell u a joke!


i got this joke from my mother... humour runs in the family you know.....

ok so... there is this CHAR SIEW PAU(meat bun).... and MAN TOU(empty but sweet bun)

the question is which one will CRY????

laa dee dum... doo dee doo.... which one will cry?

wah... want to see answer alr ar?

sure???? k... ans is CHAR SIEW PAU! Why? coz it has feelings!!! hahaahaaahaahaha! get it???

shall post more stuff.....

test test and more test coming up...
Everybody! take a deep breath... and sigh out loud...... while shaking ur head slowly from left to right...

WARNING! THE POST BELOW WILL BE ABT ME EXPRESSING MYSELF AND IF U DUN WANNA READ IT ITS OK....
due to previous post abt me saying that i hv "no" frens.... hai ya... alot of ppl keep on disturbing me abt this...

i want to express my feelings and tell everyone how i feel also cannot is it? hai yo....

okok... i re-do( i dunno how to spell refraise? ) the sentence....

I have frens but they dun.... blah blah... i dunno how to say... i gv u an example.

pair work... nobody will ever say "HL you want to partner me?"

1st day of sch during the lessons we no nd to sit according to index no. no one will ever say... HL can sit with u?

the only thing u all will call me is to lend u stuff... or ask wat hw we hv....

yea... im fussing abt small little matter...

i noe i must change... but no one supports me...so y should i...

oh yes 1 more thing... its not that i hv no feelings... i just dun show it!

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sigh.. 1st week of sch and im alr complaining.... everyday i will be alone.... coz im a loner.... but im not emo... emo ppl are scary ppl.... i HATE secondary life... no frens... teacher also .... why must it be like this!!! i rmb during pe lesson... the pe teacher asked us to get into pairs... i was like wat the crap!!! why cant we do individually why must do in pairs (b'coz i have no frens mah)...

then lucky got one person still hv no partner... so partner her.... but that day there was another person absent.. so if the person was present the person whom im partnering will definitely partner her... .. i would hv no partner... (sounds complicated?)

darn... a teacher in my sch told the class if we ever think that we are ugly, we should walk around the sch and look at all the ppl... and those ppl that we see are ugly and then we will not feel so bad... in my opinion i think this is stupid... i look at everyone in sch and i see everyone is better looking than me... [not that i think im ugly... i think im very adorable... dont u think so? ] haha....

in my view there is no such thing as the word ugly..... if someone calls u ugly or useless or any other nasty... names that you don't like... curse them back.... i mean not curse them to die or get attacked..... if u do that... u are no better than them.... so i ususally curse them to become fat... fatter than me!!! so beware... of Lametoufu..... MUAHAHAHAHA....

sigh again... my b'day has passed.... T.T im 1 yr older... T.T i hate b'days.... who wants to grow old? anyways... I would like to thank those who wished me a happy b'day... although it wasnt a happy one....

im so lonely.... i dun even hv a close fren.... no one in this sch understands me everyone in this sch regard me as emo... so many ppl pretending to be my fren.... why must u pretend when u hate me... curse you all become fat!!!!

end of long post...

sch"s starting!!!!!! :(

SIGH... Sch is starting soon....

T.T i feel so miserable.....

so many sacrifices to make......

SACRIFICES:
1. sleep zzz.....
2. facebook!!! petville! happy pets!! foopets!!!!
3.maplestory!!! when im going to be lvl 30!!
4.blogspot!!! no more jokes to post=no more ppl view my blog!!!

and lots more!

but there would always be some good points.... like... i can loose weight in PE and walking up this long hill after sch to home.....

as im sad that sch is starting soon... i hv no mood to post any jokes.... sigh....
xian face>> -.-

posting less when sch starts....

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