MAD doc

hmm...here's my story today... Rmb the time I went to the doctor to check my brain joke?? U dun rmb ar? Neh-mind...

Today....me & my mom went see a mad doctor... Here was the conversation....

Mom: so wats wrong wif her..?
Mad doc: er... Wat do u think... ?
Mom: u asking me?
Mad doc: ya... They say.. The mother knows best...
Mom: =.=

Hahaha!! U do know tat this is just a joke right...?
Funny? Pls coment...

Nowadays.... My jokes are boring...
I prefer myself to be boring... If I too hyper... I may be very irritating... And ppl will hate me... And I dun want tat to happen T.T ... Therfore... I will be boring from now on...

The end...!

THE JOKE OF THE DAY....

Joke time....

What object has 3 hands?
Ans: clock!!!

Yea... I agree not funny....



Wat comes before 11?
Ans: 7
Get it? 7 eleven???

=.=

The end...

hmm... Let's see.... I've made up a joke during Eng lesson...
So here it goes...

Eng teacher... Gave out worksheet... Then some ppl dun hv....

E.T(eng teacher) : got any extra??
No one ans...

Then E.T said: those have 2 ws... do the work 2 times...
Student: then wat if got 3?
E.T: then do 3 times...
Me: then those dun hv... No nd to do?
Then suddenly ppl gv back the extras...

This joke is not funny right.... But I think it's funny...

The end!

judge joke?

eh.... Today is teacher's day eve! So can come home early? No... Not really.....
Tmr is a holiday...can play but dun play too much....
Feel like learning tap dancing... Dunno y... Maybe becoz I like the sound of the shoe ...
Here's a joke for laughter....

Judge: so........ do u pled guilty??
Ah beng: I said a thousand times! I didn't do it!
Lawyer: object!
Judge: yes?
Lawyer: he didn't say a thousand times! He only said 5 times!
Judge and ah beng: =.=

Heh heh.... Veh funny right? =.= if u didn't like it... Just pretend u like it... :)

The end...

oh ley! Next week miss 2.4 run again !
I am now posting crap...

Maybe I'll post a poem.. Abt...FISHBALL!!!

Fishball:
It's not a fish,
It's not a ball,
Then why isit called fish ball?

Hahaha!! Short poem!!! Good? Pls coment!!

The end!

missing dog joke

I feel so lucky... I missed 2 times of 2.4km run retest!!! :D

Here's a joke for those who hv a pet at home!

Harry: our dog is missing!
Policeman:why don't u put notices around the area?
Harry: don't be silly! Our dog can't read!!

Haha! So, take good care of ur pets or teach them how to read!

The end...

""""".....""""""..."""""" < morse code!! =.=
Here's another hypnotizing trick u can do by urself or others...

1st step: say milk 7 times.... Milk milk milkmilk milkmilk milk milk..
2nd step: ans this question: wat do cows drink?

Did u say milk??? Haha! Cows drink water mah...

The end ....