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New recruitment to the lame gang... Melissa ng... yay welcome....

Now is time for a joke......
Me: U must not eat pineapple from a pineapple tree....

Someone: why leh???

Me: bcoz....

Someone: bcoz wat???

Me: Bcoz pineapple dun grow on trees....

Someone: -_-''

Hi all....
warh... so many ppl say im boring.... why an i boring?
coz i want 2 break Guiness record... the most boring person in the world!!!
so must train my boredness everyday...

Ok next...
Today i just join my new gang... its call the lame gang...
cool right?

members:
*Lame Toufu
*Lame abalone
* Me....

Our gang motto:
*If someone ask u to do sth.. always pretend u dunno..
* always ask for money even though u hv...
* Always pretend...

Our gang pledge:
We the members of the lame gang...
Pledge ourselves to be lame and lazy forever
regardless of critisim, bullies, and others....
to strive and gain for the guiness record...
so as to achieve money and more money...

the end...

sports day

there's nothing to post... but 2day is sports day...my worst day of my life...
sit in the hot sun.... got shelter also like no shelter...
forgot to bring umbrella to block the sun...

what to bring the next spots day.... :
*umbrella
*aircon.... (just kidding..)
*cardboard (foolscsap paper) to fan myself
* 1 bottle of ice...
* sunblock
*big bag to put all the free mineral water....
* myself!!!....

thats all folks....

The MAN....

so the day after yesterday...means today...
i held a man's hand...
and tat man has a wife!!!!

guess who the man is???





 the ans to the  joke... is.... my father....

i went to the clinic

today went to this clinic to check my brain... the doctor was unPROFESSIONAL...
here is our conversation:

me: doctor i nd to check my brain...

unprofessional doctor: u hv mental problem ar?

me: no... i just need to check... hurry up lar i pay ur cosultation hourly leh...

uprofessional doc: ok..ok...

checking in process....

unprofessional doc: ok i have checked ur brain, and....

me: and wat?

unprofessional doc: your left brain has nothing right... your right brain has nothing left...

me>>>>>fainted/peng san/ yun dao/

the end~~~

actually i didnt go to the clinic... the bove was just a joke...

Poem about my life

.... so im quiet in sch.... y cannot?
y must i talk when i dun wan to...
because im soft doesn't mean im useless...
y must i be loud to do presentations or Drama??

{sorry just venting my anger...}

heres a poem abt my life......

Dunno why I end up like this..
when im just amiss...
It shows no mercy....
which holds me to misery...

This is so not right...
which i cannot fight...
I live in this state,
Is it becoz of fate?

I am now wondering...
how am i going...
to end this,
never ending misery....

some words may not be able to be seen... coz of colour... i got bad sense of matching colours...
no poll result yet....

poll results+another poll

yay more ppl doing dah polls.... :}
heres the results....

more ppl say their left hand is longer....

weird right.....

so... next poll... :O

u answer the phone on the...???
a) right side
b) left side

Oo... its a hard decision.....
everyone that come 2 my blog must tag the poll ans... or i will... .... ...

haha just scaring u to do the poll.... xD