Heard this joke from my mother (I think true story?)
[On the plane....].
Stewardess: Hi today's menu we have fish and duck, which one would you like to have?
Person: Hmmmm.. can I have both??
Stewardess: Sure! you can have 1/4 fish and 3/4 duck!!!!!!
DID YOU KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT?????
give yourself a few minutes to think......
well.... 1/4 of fish is "F" cos the word fish has 4 letters..
and 3/4 of duck is "UCK"
so.................................... hahaha now u get it????
wow this stewardess really power man! I like her sense of humor!!!
