Another joke??? Yay!

Heyho!

I have created a joke!! Yet another original joke!
I think it had not been created... I hope so....

JOKE

Q. How are Issac Newton and Steve jobs similar?

A. Both made big discoveries with an apple!


HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Yes... I know it wasn't that funny... I'm just a beginner... What did u expect?? ^^

Here's another joke........

Q. Who will the doctors avoid?

A. Steve jobs and Issac newton..
[ bcos "an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"]

Hehe I think u all should hv known the ans^^


Ok..... That's all


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Joke time!!

Time for a new joke!! Freshly from the oven!
Ok sit back relax and get your reading glasses ready! Haha I'm kidding!

I got this joke kinda from my ma^^
I kinda made a joke outta her joke! -o-
Yea~~~
So enjoy!

THE JOKE:

Ah Long and Ah Pong was playing marbles....
After playing ah long wanted to keep the marbles in a box... So....

Ah Long: Pong! Give me a box!

Ah Pong: really???

Ah Long: ya lar! Quick!

*PIAK!*

Ah Long: eh! Why u box me?!?!

Ah Pong: you said u wanted a box mah.........

AH Long : -_-"


Hahahahahaha get it??


Hope u peeps enjoyed it!!


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Gong xi gong xi! CNY!!

Its time to blog!

Happy chinese New year everyone!!

Its where every unmarried soul recieves angbao money!!!$$$

heha im just kidding....

chinese new year is where everyone gather together for reunion dinner:D
and share stories??

ok.... did not really go out during the CNY... stayed at home and watch CNY shows^^
Actually i dont get why teachers must give so much hw during cny... let the students hv a little break and mug after cny also ok? hmmm...

hmm..... I'm kinda worried this year.... watched the cny countdown and they said the zodiac thingy....
and my horoscope is not that good in this dragon year..... sigh...

so bought some things for good luck, health and to ward off evil?

thats all for the first few days for cny:O

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Wishes can come true

As I am super bored today... I shall tell u all a story...
I cannot guarantee it will be a entertaining and superb story...
But i shall try to make it funny^^ hehehehe

NOTE: THIS IS A STORY THAT I HAD CREATED.. IF U WANNA SHARE IT, TAG IN THE CBOX AT THE RIGHT TO ASK ME:D MUAHAHAHA

here is how the story began....
There was a boy whose name starts with a "F" and ends with a "k" .
His name is Flink:D
FLink was a very very very very miserable guy... no true love, not academically good and not that good looking..

so..... one fine night, he was looking out of his window... he then saw a little shiny object flying towards him..
That shiny object then landed on his nose..
It then spoke... " hello FLink"
Shocked by what was happening, he said" Are you a fairy?"

"NO...."

"guardian angel??"

"NO..."

"spiritual being????"

"NO, NO, and... NO!"

"I am a firefly:D"

" A What?!?!!!"

" Are u deaf?? I told u I'm a fireFLY!!!" " And i will grant you 3 wishes^^"

Without any hesitation... he made his first wish...;
" I wish to be in the same class as the girl I like in secondary 3"

On the day of the olevel results, his results were blank, there were no marks:O it was stated that
he was absent for all the papers:O he was damn shock lor.... he tot he could do welll...
so he had to retain... but all in all he was in the same class with the girl he likes:)

On the second night...
the firefly came back.... " im here to grant ur 2nd wish"

" what?? u screwed up my 1st wish! i dun trust u anymore!"

" I tot u got what u wished for??"

" Fine... wishes dun really come true anyway....i wish that my house could move!"

suddenly... the ground started to shake.....

EARTHQUAKE!!!

he then requested for another wish...
the firefly said it was his final wish and he should think carefully..
" i wish that things would go back to how things were!"

Then his bookshelf collapsed on him.... he blacked out:O
FLink then woke up in his room... everything was alright....

IT WAS JUST A DREAM... OR MAYBE A NIGHTMARE...

THE END~

It was a lame story... I know... but every story must have a moral:D

moral of the story is not that wishes dun come true...

but it is that details can be very impt.. and cherish what u have... dun be greedy??

12 choices :0

Have gotten back my results like a long long time ago... On the 9th jan~
Hmm I could do better if I had studied harder..
Haha...
So now all the graduating students from sec4 2011 have to be stress over what to choose....

ITE, Poly or JC/MI
If JC/MI which course? Art or science??
If Ite or poly, what course???

I have chosen the poly route...
Hmm was hoping to get into nursing as I was kinda inspired by my parents :)

BUT....
I put it as my 7th choice......
Cos I was still considering if nursing was right for me...

Now... I kinda regret not putting it as my first choice...

What if I get in the course I dun really want?
Haiyo.... Hope for the best:0

So poly will start in April? Hmm what will I do till then? I'm not intending to look for a job for now... I think I will try to enjoy the rest of the "holiday" b4 school starts.... :)

It was A BLAST!

on the 5th jan....

went to np and sp with frens to see see look look

then we took a bus all the way to bugis... long journey:0

SY didnt feel well along the way and went home:(

what a pity..... anw.. we went to eat at this jap restaurant which was originally a buffet place?

i ate fried chicken set :D and drank strawberry soda^^ shiok ah~

after eating went to W.C~ haha WL, JP and J said they wanted to do big business....

haha 有古怪！knew they were up to sth... :P but their planned kinda failed....

then they asked cass to drag me to action city... haha fishy fishy..

then they came back! k lah.. maybe their plan suceeded a bit.. cos i tot they were buying a cake lol!

6TH jan~~

spent the morning alone replying to wishes on fb, twittter and sms:D

would like to thank everyone for the presents!! Evening went to swensens at IMM to celebrate my bday:D We had a free ice cream!!!

had a surprise cake from sis and mum!

well best birthday i ever had so far....

now.. im waiting for olevel results...

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A new begining :D

HAPPY MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

have been so darn lazy the past few weeks.... didnt wanna post~
so now... I am up to post!

I didnt post on the 2 EXTRA SUPER DUPER UBER auspicious day....

which are..... XMAS and NEW YEARS....

the horror!

anyways.......................

here is my new years reso! >>>> be happy and be healthy! i shall try not to fall sick this yr!

Today~~~

went back to my sch with a few frens whose names shall not be mentioned to protect their identies... haha.. but i can give u their intials... by alphabetical order... they are...

A,C,J,J,M,S,Z

if i have missed out on your name i shall apologise.... :(

went back to sch to catch up wif teachers, kpo the sec 1 orientation... yea.. thats all haha:D

but all in all quite fun la:D

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